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" Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote in message news:5bcze.48912$dr.16553@news.ono.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "greyhackles" <greyhack…@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote in message > news:r2dqc151nn1jp2svu931gg9mstjhl6uas9@4ax.com… >> On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 14:42:47 +0200, " Cody" <aka@[ notme >> ]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote: >>>I notice you didn’t say anything about Geb Bixer’s sick lies: >>>Cody has a vendor cart. He parks it in front of his mum’s brothel. >>>And yes, coincidently, he keeps a statue of Buddah on display, next to >>>a can of lighter fluid, magnifying glass and an icepick.. Surrounding >>>the statue are campo turds. He trys to sell these campo turds as >>>breath enhancers to Nigerian fleet sailors who have gone just down on >>>his mum. But you see, he never sells any thing to any one. Nothing >>>Cody has ever done has ever been right. Cody is a total fuck up en >>>completus! Case in point: he figured if he smoked or ate the campo >>>turds himself, he would set an example that others would follow. Of >>>course it didn’t work. Since he was located in front of a whore house >>>and none of the whores (except his mum [and only when she drunk and >>>delerious]) would let him touch them, he decided to spank his own >>>monkey. The problem was that he is so under endowed that the act >>>required a magnifying glass, ice pick and a can of lighter fluid. One >>>day after 1500 Mandingos had been serviced by his mum in a circular >>>"around the world" scenario, Cody lost it; went wild beating off with >>>the ice pick, and punctured the lighter fluid can. The can exploded in >>>flames. The magnifying glass was so close to his face the heat from >>>the fire intensified setting his rancid campo turd infested nose hairs >>>on fire. Looking for water to douse the flames he picked up the statue >>>of buddah by mistake, and in the melee got confused and rammed it up >>>his ass. Such is the life of Cody the gutless wonder who is not on, >>>nor ever will be, on tx. He haunts the hep-c newsgroup trying to take >>>advantage of those in a weakened state who are. Fuck you Cody, you >>>stinking low down piece of shit asshole! Ahahahahahahahah!!! >>>- Geb Bixer >>>Why is that? >> Because you are nothing but a pita nuisance, who is rapidly becoming one >> whiney bitch to boot ("WAAAAH! Nobody here loves my act! WAAAAH!!") > You speak for everyone? Since when did Elmo give you moderator status? >> You contribute nothing to this board but pain, to a group with already >> more >> than enough pain, and nobody wants to catch whatever it is that has so >> obsessed you that you actually think anyone anywhere gives one flying >> fuck >> about your take on religion. > This is a lie. >>>"If what I say pisses people off to the point where someone reading this >>>thinks twice about believing in a god that doesn’t exist, I am >>>satisfied." >> Stupid twit, that says everything there is to know about you! > You know nothing of me. >> Basically, you are the hemorrhoid of ash-c. >> And the only person responsible for your position here is you. > Lovely. >> Cheers anyway… >> /greyhackles > Fuck off, asshole.
Charming. Mom – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> — > Cody > Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. > Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail.
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In article <kb2tc15b6apa2m8aimusia1li665r5v…@4ax.com>, Kozure Ookami <swarg…@yahoo.com> wrote: [...] > Actually, that does not scientifically prove your statement. Religion > is an attempt at an answer to the unhappiness and suffering of > mankind.
I really think that religious arguments are ultimately bad things because anyone that throw around are these "truths" which to many people aren’t true at all. Maybe you think you’re just arguing with Cody but the reality is that you will make statements that are inconsiderate of or insulting to other people who participate here who then are put in the position of saying something back – and maybe increasing the heat level – or not saying anything and letting things go unchallenged. It’s just not a good situation.
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Re: Now, THIS is Funny You’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic, son. /////////// ahahahahahha!!!! Now, THAT is funny. Thanks to both of you. ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Elmo http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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This poor masked and dangerous lunatic, Alias, has deep-seeded emotional problems. As a child, he felt unloved by his parents and would do anything for attention, good or bad, even if it meant a spanking. This behavior has continued well into his adult life and now it seems he thrives on bad behavior and the eventual spankings that follow. I’d be willing to offer him my services, as his shrink, but my research over in the looney-bin precludes me from taking on his case. I suggest you continue his therapeutic spankings. Dr Killborn
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On Fri, 8 Jul 2005 01:09:31 +0200, " Cody" <aka@[ notme - Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote: >"Kozure Ookami" <swarg…@yahoo.com> wrote in message >news:c9uqc15ng5ftcdvs8unokoupci83mfvhih@4ax.com… >>>Fact: misleading religions and philosophies like Christianity, Judaism and >>>Islam are the fundamental causes for the unhappiness of mankind and unless >>>someone here is not a part of mankind, it affects them, hep C free, >>>infected >>>or otherwise. >> Fact? Sounds more like an opinion to me. Can you prove this in a >> scientific way. >"You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows". >All three religions have millenia of wars in the name of their non existent >gods and that, scientifically, proves what I say.
Actually, that does not scientifically prove your statement. Religion is an attempt at an answer to the unhappiness and suffering of mankind. Removing these religions will not make this go away. Poverty and sickness won’t go away. > Need a list?
No, some wars have been linked to religion but that usually a mask over underlying greed and quest for power.
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On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 17:50:26 +0200, " Cody" <aka@[ notme - Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote: >"greyhackles" <greyhack…@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote in message >news:r2dqc151nn1jp2svu931gg9mstjhl6uas9@4ax.com… >> On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 14:42:47 +0200, " Cody" <aka@[ notme >> ]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote: >>>I notice you didn’t say anything about Geb Bixer’s sick lies: >>>Cody has a vendor cart. He parks it in front of his mum’s brothel. >>>And yes, coincidently, he keeps a statue of Buddah on display, next to >>>a can of lighter fluid, magnifying glass and an icepick.. Surrounding >>>the statue are campo turds. He trys to sell these campo turds as >>>breath enhancers to Nigerian fleet sailors who have gone just down on >>>his mum. But you see, he never sells any thing to any one. Nothing >>>Cody has ever done has ever been right. Cody is a total fuck up en >>>completus! Case in point: he figured if he smoked or ate the campo >>>turds himself, he would set an example that others would follow. Of >>>course it didn’t work. Since he was located in front of a whore house >>>and none of the whores (except his mum [and only when she drunk and >>>delerious]) would let him touch them, he decided to spank his own >>>monkey. The problem was that he is so under endowed that the act >>>required a magnifying glass, ice pick and a can of lighter fluid. One >>>day after 1500 Mandingos had been serviced by his mum in a circular >>>"around the world" scenario, Cody lost it; went wild beating off with >>>the ice pick, and punctured the lighter fluid can. The can exploded in >>>flames. The magnifying glass was so close to his face the heat from >>>the fire intensified setting his rancid campo turd infested nose hairs >>>on fire. Looking for water to douse the flames he picked up the statue >>>of buddah by mistake, and in the melee got confused and rammed it up >>>his ass. Such is the life of Cody the gutless wonder who is not on, >>>nor ever will be, on tx. He haunts the hep-c newsgroup trying to take >>>advantage of those in a weakened state who are. Fuck you Cody, you >>>stinking low down piece of shit asshole! Ahahahahahahahah!!! >>>- Geb Bixer >>>Why is that? >> Because you are nothing but a pita nuisance, who is rapidly becoming one >> whiney bitch to boot ("WAAAAH! Nobody here loves my act! WAAAAH!!") >You speak for everyone? Since when did Elmo give you moderator status?
I speak for me, but it is clear my observations are *hardly* unique. And evasion won’t fix your problem, will it? >> You contribute nothing to this board but pain, to a group with already >> more than enough pain, and nobody wants to catch whatever it is that has so >> obsessed you that you actually think anyone anywhere gives one flying fuck >> about your take on religion. >This is a lie.
You actually think you could win a vote on that point, here?? You’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic, son. >>>"If what I say pisses people off to the point where someone reading this >>>thinks twice about believing in a god that doesn’t exist, I am satisfied." >> Stupid twit, that says everything there is to know about you! >You know nothing of me.
Oh, I know *everything* about you that counts *here*. And all of it is your own work. Nothing else actually matters *here*, does it? Your ash-c persona is all I have to go on. And frankly, *here* you are human flotsam. Less than zero. >> Basically, you are the hemorrhoid of ash-c. >> And the only person responsible for your position here is you. >Lovely.
Apt. >> Cheers anyway… >> /greyhackles >Fuck off, asshole.
Ah, yes. Leave no reason for doubt. Nice work, once again
You posed a question in an open forum. Stop whining and deal with the answer. And do have a pleasant day. /greyhackles
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>Fact: misleading religions and philosophies like Christianity, Judaism and >Islam are the fundamental causes for the unhappiness of mankind and unless >someone here is not a part of mankind, it affects them, hep C free, infected >or otherwise.
Fact? Sounds more like an opinion to me. Can you prove this in a scientific way.
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"Kozure Ookami" <swarg…@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c9uqc15ng5ftcdvs8unokoupci83mfvhih@4ax.com… >>Fact: misleading religions and philosophies like Christianity, Judaism and >>Islam are the fundamental causes for the unhappiness of mankind and unless >>someone here is not a part of mankind, it affects them, hep C free, >>infected >>or otherwise. > Fact? Sounds more like an opinion to me. Can you prove this in a > scientific way.
"You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows". All three religions have millenia of wars in the name of their non existent gods and that, scientifically, proves what I say. Need a list? — Cody Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail.
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You are defending yourself? LOL! War is bad. Being a soldier is STUPID! Christianity is bad. Islam is bad. Judaism is bad. Hinduism is bad. Not my fault that they are bad. It IS the reason London got blown up today but you were too busy smelling your own farts to notice. — Cody Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. <elmoemer…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:9648-42CD391D-21@storefull-3258.bay.webtv.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> You have a marvelous way of embellishing the truth, Cody. Fact is, > you’re the only one that’s gotten fart gas in his face from me, and the > only imaginary groping i’ve done is on folk that can appreciate the > humor. If I’ve groped someone in an objectional manner, let them tell > me and I’ll keep my hands to myself. Aside from my joking about you > living in a campo garbage can (now who would really believe that, > anyway?) what lies have I told about people? > You seem to have forgotten your insults to Lana, HC, Bobby, Dez, Mom, > all the Christians, american veterans, etc., which precipitates having > dog turds thrown at you in your campo garbage can. > Elmo > /////////// > Just curious, what have I posted that is objectionable? Compared to > lying about people like Elmo and Geb do, I am quite civilized. I don’t > throw imaginary turds at anyone. I don’t tell people I am going to fart > in their face or grope their tits and ass like Elmo does. How come you > don’t take them to task for what they do? > Fact: misleading religions and philosophies like Christianity, Judaism > and > Islam are the fundamental causes for the unhappiness of mankind and > unless someone here is not a part of mankind, it affects them, hep C > free, infected or otherwise. > Other than being human and occasionally overreacting to a post, I don’t > think I have gone over the top at all here. > If what I say pisses people off to the point where someone reading this > thinks twice about believing in a god that doesn’t exist, I am > satisfied. > — > Cody > Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. > Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. > "Red Dwarf" <sbordonej…@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in message > news:6rnye.11586$aA5.7089@tornado.socal.rr.com… > It’s not only very funny, it’s also an infinite improvement in the > quality of your posts. I’m sincerely hoping that this change for the > better will be the norm for you, and not the rare exception. I always > thought you had something more positive to offer than some of the > earlier stuff that sometimes pisses folks off. But, I will admit that > it’s sometimes fun to pull the tigers tail. But when people are hurting > and suffering and afraid, we sometimes over-react. At least thats true > for me, and perhaps others.I for one, Cody or Alias or whoever you are, > would love to see more of this stuff from you. Keep up the good stuff. > John > " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message > news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… > Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He > took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind > blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is > great," He thought as he roared down I-75. > He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear > view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights > flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," > thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at > over 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too > old for this kind of thing!" > He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to > catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked > up to the man. > "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and > today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that > I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper > and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, > and I thought you were bringing her back." > The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day." > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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"greyhackles" <greyhack…@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:r2dqc151nn1jp2svu931gg9mstjhl6uas9@4ax.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 14:42:47 +0200, " Cody" <aka@[ notme > ]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote: >>I notice you didn’t say anything about Geb Bixer’s sick lies: >>Cody has a vendor cart. He parks it in front of his mum’s brothel. >>And yes, coincidently, he keeps a statue of Buddah on display, next to >>a can of lighter fluid, magnifying glass and an icepick.. Surrounding >>the statue are campo turds. He trys to sell these campo turds as >>breath enhancers to Nigerian fleet sailors who have gone just down on >>his mum. But you see, he never sells any thing to any one. Nothing >>Cody has ever done has ever been right. Cody is a total fuck up en >>completus! Case in point: he figured if he smoked or ate the campo >>turds himself, he would set an example that others would follow. Of >>course it didn’t work. Since he was located in front of a whore house >>and none of the whores (except his mum [and only when she drunk and >>delerious]) would let him touch them, he decided to spank his own >>monkey. The problem was that he is so under endowed that the act >>required a magnifying glass, ice pick and a can of lighter fluid. One >>day after 1500 Mandingos had been serviced by his mum in a circular >>"around the world" scenario, Cody lost it; went wild beating off with >>the ice pick, and punctured the lighter fluid can. The can exploded in >>flames. The magnifying glass was so close to his face the heat from >>the fire intensified setting his rancid campo turd infested nose hairs >>on fire. Looking for water to douse the flames he picked up the statue >>of buddah by mistake, and in the melee got confused and rammed it up >>his ass. Such is the life of Cody the gutless wonder who is not on, >>nor ever will be, on tx. He haunts the hep-c newsgroup trying to take >>advantage of those in a weakened state who are. Fuck you Cody, you >>stinking low down piece of shit asshole! Ahahahahahahahah!!! >>- Geb Bixer >>Why is that? > Because you are nothing but a pita nuisance, who is rapidly becoming one > whiney bitch to boot ("WAAAAH! Nobody here loves my act! WAAAAH!!")
You speak for everyone? Since when did Elmo give you moderator status? > You contribute nothing to this board but pain, to a group with already > more > than enough pain, and nobody wants to catch whatever it is that has so > obsessed you that you actually think anyone anywhere gives one flying fuck > about your take on religion.
This is a lie. >>"If what I say pisses people off to the point where someone reading this >>thinks twice about believing in a god that doesn’t exist, I am satisfied." > Stupid twit, that says everything there is to know about you!
You know nothing of me. > Basically, you are the hemorrhoid of ash-c. > And the only person responsible for your position here is you.
Lovely. > Cheers anyway… > /greyhackles
Fuck off, asshole. — Cody Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail.
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"Cactus Jammies" <n…@joshuatree.nemor> wrote in message
news:u0bze.122797$tt5.5959@edtnps90… > That’s humour, idiot. You are totally disfunctional human being. > cactus jammies
You call that humor? You’re as sick in the head as Geb is. — Cody Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> //////////////////////////////////////////////////// > " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote in message > news:ar9ze.55240$US.47283@news.ono.com… >>I notice you didn’t say anything about Geb Bixer’s sick lies: >> Cody has a vendor cart. He parks it in front of his mum’s brothel. >> And yes, coincidently, he keeps a statue of Buddah on display, next to >> a can of lighter fluid, magnifying glass and an icepick.. Surrounding >> the statue are campo turds. He trys to sell these campo turds as >> breath enhancers to Nigerian fleet sailors who have gone just down on >> his mum. But you see, he never sells any thing to any one. Nothing >> Cody has ever done has ever been right. Cody is a total fuck up en >> completus! Case in point: he figured if he smoked or ate the campo >> turds himself, he would set an example that others would follow. Of >> course it didn’t work. Since he was located in front of a whore house >> and none of the whores (except his mum [and only when she drunk and >> delerious]) would let him touch them, he decided to spank his own >> monkey. The problem was that he is so under endowed that the act >> required a magnifying glass, ice pick and a can of lighter fluid. One >> day after 1500 Mandingos had been serviced by his mum in a circular >> "around the world" scenario, Cody lost it; went wild beating off with >> the ice pick, and punctured the lighter fluid can. The can exploded in >> flames. The magnifying glass was so close to his face the heat from >> the fire intensified setting his rancid campo turd infested nose hairs >> on fire. Looking for water to douse the flames he picked up the statue >> of buddah by mistake, and in the melee got confused and rammed it up >> his ass. Such is the life of Cody the gutless wonder who is not on, >> nor ever will be, on tx. He haunts the hep-c newsgroup trying to take >> advantage of those in a weakened state who are. Fuck you Cody, you >> stinking low down piece of shit asshole! Ahahahahahahahah!!! >> – Geb Bixer >> Why is that? >> — >> Cody >> Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. >> Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. >> "Red Dwarf" <sbordonej…@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in message >> news:6rnye.11586$aA5.7089@tornado.socal.rr.com… >>> It’s not only very funny, it’s also an infinite improvement in the >>> quality of your posts. I’m sincerely hoping that this change for the >>> better will be the norm for you, and not the rare exception. I always >>> thought you had something more positive to offer than some of the >>> earlier stuff that sometimes pisses folks off. But, I will admit that >>> it’s sometimes fun to pull the tigers tail. But when people are hurting >>> and suffering and afraid, we sometimes over-react. At least thats true >>> for me, and perhaps others.I for one, Cody or Alias or whoever you are, >>> would love to see more of this stuff from you. Keep up the good stuff. >>> John >>> " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message >>> news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… >>>> Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He >>>> took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind >>>> blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. >>>> "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. >>>> He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear >>>> view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights >>>> flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," >>>> thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at >>>> over 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m >>>> too old for this kind of thing!" >>>> He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to >>>> catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and >>>> walked up to the man. >>>> "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and >>>> today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding >>>> that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the >>>> trooper and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State >>>> trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." >>>> The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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That’s humour, idiot. You are totally disfunctional human being. cactus jammies //////////////////////////////////////////////////// " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote in message news:ar9ze.55240$US.47283@news.ono.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->I notice you didn’t say anything about Geb Bixer’s sick lies: > Cody has a vendor cart. He parks it in front of his mum’s brothel. > And yes, coincidently, he keeps a statue of Buddah on display, next to > a can of lighter fluid, magnifying glass and an icepick.. Surrounding > the statue are campo turds. He trys to sell these campo turds as > breath enhancers to Nigerian fleet sailors who have gone just down on > his mum. But you see, he never sells any thing to any one. Nothing > Cody has ever done has ever been right. Cody is a total fuck up en > completus! Case in point: he figured if he smoked or ate the campo > turds himself, he would set an example that others would follow. Of > course it didn’t work. Since he was located in front of a whore house > and none of the whores (except his mum [and only when she drunk and > delerious]) would let him touch them, he decided to spank his own > monkey. The problem was that he is so under endowed that the act > required a magnifying glass, ice pick and a can of lighter fluid. One > day after 1500 Mandingos had been serviced by his mum in a circular > "around the world" scenario, Cody lost it; went wild beating off with > the ice pick, and punctured the lighter fluid can. The can exploded in > flames. The magnifying glass was so close to his face the heat from > the fire intensified setting his rancid campo turd infested nose hairs > on fire. Looking for water to douse the flames he picked up the statue > of buddah by mistake, and in the melee got confused and rammed it up > his ass. Such is the life of Cody the gutless wonder who is not on, > nor ever will be, on tx. He haunts the hep-c newsgroup trying to take > advantage of those in a weakened state who are. Fuck you Cody, you > stinking low down piece of shit asshole! Ahahahahahahahah!!! > – Geb Bixer > Why is that? > — > Cody > Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. > Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. > "Red Dwarf" <sbordonej…@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in message > news:6rnye.11586$aA5.7089@tornado.socal.rr.com… >> It’s not only very funny, it’s also an infinite improvement in the >> quality of your posts. I’m sincerely hoping that this change for the >> better will be the norm for you, and not the rare exception. I always >> thought you had something more positive to offer than some of the earlier >> stuff that sometimes pisses folks off. But, I will admit that it’s >> sometimes fun to pull the tigers tail. But when people are hurting and >> suffering and afraid, we sometimes over-react. At least thats true for >> me, and perhaps others.I for one, Cody or Alias or whoever you are, would >> love to see more of this stuff from you. Keep up the good stuff. >> John >> " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message >> news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… >>> Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He >>> took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind >>> blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. >>> "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. >>> He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear >>> view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights >>> flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," >>> thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at >>> over 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m >>> too old for this kind of thing!" >>> He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to >>> catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked >>> up to the man. >>> "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and >>> today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that >>> I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the >>> trooper and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State >>> trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." >>> The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! ////////// I notice you didn’t say anything about Geb Bixer’s sick lies: Cody has a vendor cart. He parks it in front of his mum’s brothel. And yes, coincidently, he keeps a statue of Buddah on display, next to a can of lighter fluid, magnifying glass and an icepick.. Surrounding the statue are campo turds. He trys to sell these campo turds as breath enhancers to Nigerian fleet sailors who have gone just down on his mum. But you see, he never sells any thing to any one. Nothing Cody has ever done has ever been right. Cody is a total fuck up en completus! Case in point: he figured if he smoked or ate the campo turds himself, he would set an example that others would follow. Of course it didn’t work. Since he was located in front of a whore house and none of the whores (except his mum [and only when she drunk and delerious]) would let him touch them, he decided to spank his own monkey. The problem was that he is so under endowed that the act required a magnifying glass, ice pick and a can of lighter fluid. One day after 1500 Mandingos had been serviced by his mum in a circular "around the world" scenario, Cody lost it; went wild beating off with the ice pick, and punctured the lighter fluid can. The can exploded in flames. The magnifying glass was so close to his face the heat from the fire intensified setting his rancid campo turd infested nose hairs on fire. Looking for water to douse the flames he picked up the statue of buddah by mistake, and in the melee got confused and rammed it up his ass. Such is the life of Cody the gutless wonder who is not on, nor ever will be, on tx. He haunts the hep-c newsgroup trying to take advantage of those in a weakened state who are. Fuck you Cody, you stinking low down piece of shit asshole! Ahahahahahahahah!!! – Geb Bixer Why is that? — Cody Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. "Red Dwarf" <sbordonej…@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in message
news:6rnye.11586$aA5.7089@tornado.socal.rr.com… It’s not only very funny, it’s also an infinite improvement in the quality of your posts. I’m sincerely hoping that this change for the better will be the norm for you, and not the rare exception. I always thought you had something more positive to offer than some of the earlier stuff that sometimes pisses folks off. But, I will admit that it’s sometimes fun to pull the tigers tail. But when people are hurting and suffering and afraid, we sometimes over-react. At least thats true for me, and perhaps others.I for one, Cody or Alias or whoever you are, would love to see more of this stuff from you. Keep up the good stuff. John " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing!" He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day." http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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You have a marvelous way of embellishing the truth, Cody. Fact is, you’re the only one that’s gotten fart gas in his face from me, and the only imaginary groping i’ve done is on folk that can appreciate the humor. If I’ve groped someone in an objectional manner, let them tell me and I’ll keep my hands to myself. Aside from my joking about you living in a campo garbage can (now who would really believe that, anyway?) what lies have I told about people? You seem to have forgotten your insults to Lana, HC, Bobby, Dez, Mom, all the Christians, american veterans, etc., which precipitates having dog turds thrown at you in your campo garbage can. Elmo /////////// Just curious, what have I posted that is objectionable? Compared to lying about people like Elmo and Geb do, I am quite civilized. I don’t throw imaginary turds at anyone. I don’t tell people I am going to fart in their face or grope their tits and ass like Elmo does. How come you don’t take them to task for what they do? Fact: misleading religions and philosophies like Christianity, Judaism and Islam are the fundamental causes for the unhappiness of mankind and unless someone here is not a part of mankind, it affects them, hep C free, infected or otherwise. Other than being human and occasionally overreacting to a post, I don’t think I have gone over the top at all here. If what I say pisses people off to the point where someone reading this thinks twice about believing in a god that doesn’t exist, I am satisfied. — Cody Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. "Red Dwarf" <sbordonej…@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in message
news:6rnye.11586$aA5.7089@tornado.socal.rr.com… It’s not only very funny, it’s also an infinite improvement in the quality of your posts. I’m sincerely hoping that this change for the better will be the norm for you, and not the rare exception. I always thought you had something more positive to offer than some of the earlier stuff that sometimes pisses folks off. But, I will admit that it’s sometimes fun to pull the tigers tail. But when people are hurting and suffering and afraid, we sometimes over-react. At least thats true for me, and perhaps others.I for one, Cody or Alias or whoever you are, would love to see more of this stuff from you. Keep up the good stuff. John " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing!" He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day." http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 14:42:47 +0200, " Cody" <aka@[ notme - Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -]maskedandanonymous.jj> wrote: >I notice you didn’t say anything about Geb Bixer’s sick lies: >Cody has a vendor cart. He parks it in front of his mum’s brothel. >And yes, coincidently, he keeps a statue of Buddah on display, next to >a can of lighter fluid, magnifying glass and an icepick.. Surrounding >the statue are campo turds. He trys to sell these campo turds as >breath enhancers to Nigerian fleet sailors who have gone just down on >his mum. But you see, he never sells any thing to any one. Nothing >Cody has ever done has ever been right. Cody is a total fuck up en >completus! Case in point: he figured if he smoked or ate the campo >turds himself, he would set an example that others would follow. Of >course it didn’t work. Since he was located in front of a whore house >and none of the whores (except his mum [and only when she drunk and >delerious]) would let him touch them, he decided to spank his own >monkey. The problem was that he is so under endowed that the act >required a magnifying glass, ice pick and a can of lighter fluid. One >day after 1500 Mandingos had been serviced by his mum in a circular >"around the world" scenario, Cody lost it; went wild beating off with >the ice pick, and punctured the lighter fluid can. The can exploded in >flames. The magnifying glass was so close to his face the heat from >the fire intensified setting his rancid campo turd infested nose hairs >on fire. Looking for water to douse the flames he picked up the statue >of buddah by mistake, and in the melee got confused and rammed it up >his ass. Such is the life of Cody the gutless wonder who is not on, >nor ever will be, on tx. He haunts the hep-c newsgroup trying to take >advantage of those in a weakened state who are. Fuck you Cody, you >stinking low down piece of shit asshole! Ahahahahahahahah!!! >- Geb Bixer >Why is that?
Because you are nothing but a pita nuisance, who is rapidly becoming one whiney bitch to boot ("WAAAAH! Nobody here loves my act! WAAAAH!!") You contribute nothing to this board but pain, to a group with already more than enough pain, and nobody wants to catch whatever it is that has so obsessed you that you actually think anyone anywhere gives one flying fuck about your take on religion. >"If what I say pisses people off to the point where someone reading this >thinks twice about believing in a god that doesn’t exist, I am satisfied."
Stupid twit, that says everything there is to know about you! Basically, you are the hemorrhoid of ash-c. And the only person responsible for your position here is you. Cheers anyway… /greyhackles
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I notice you didn’t say anything about Geb Bixer’s sick lies: Cody has a vendor cart. He parks it in front of his mum’s brothel. And yes, coincidently, he keeps a statue of Buddah on display, next to a can of lighter fluid, magnifying glass and an icepick.. Surrounding the statue are campo turds. He trys to sell these campo turds as breath enhancers to Nigerian fleet sailors who have gone just down on his mum. But you see, he never sells any thing to any one. Nothing Cody has ever done has ever been right. Cody is a total fuck up en completus! Case in point: he figured if he smoked or ate the campo turds himself, he would set an example that others would follow. Of course it didn’t work. Since he was located in front of a whore house and none of the whores (except his mum [and only when she drunk and delerious]) would let him touch them, he decided to spank his own monkey. The problem was that he is so under endowed that the act required a magnifying glass, ice pick and a can of lighter fluid. One day after 1500 Mandingos had been serviced by his mum in a circular "around the world" scenario, Cody lost it; went wild beating off with the ice pick, and punctured the lighter fluid can. The can exploded in flames. The magnifying glass was so close to his face the heat from the fire intensified setting his rancid campo turd infested nose hairs on fire. Looking for water to douse the flames he picked up the statue of buddah by mistake, and in the melee got confused and rammed it up his ass. Such is the life of Cody the gutless wonder who is not on, nor ever will be, on tx. He haunts the hep-c newsgroup trying to take advantage of those in a weakened state who are. Fuck you Cody, you stinking low down piece of shit asshole! Ahahahahahahahah!!! – Geb Bixer Why is that? — Cody Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. "Red Dwarf" <sbordonej…@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in message
news:6rnye.11586$aA5.7089@tornado.socal.rr.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> It’s not only very funny, it’s also an infinite improvement in the quality > of your posts. I’m sincerely hoping that this change for the better will > be the norm for you, and not the rare exception. I always thought you had > something more positive to offer than some of the earlier stuff that > sometimes pisses folks off. But, I will admit that it’s sometimes fun to > pull the tigers tail. But when people are hurting and suffering and > afraid, we sometimes over-react. At least thats true for me, and perhaps > others.I for one, Cody or Alias or whoever you are, would love to see more > of this stuff from you. Keep up the good stuff. > John > " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message > news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… >> Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He >> took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind >> blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. >> "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. >> He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear >> view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights >> flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," >> thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at >> over 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too >> old for this kind of thing!" >> He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to >> catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked >> up to the man. >> "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and >> today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that >> I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper >> and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, >> and I thought you were bringing her back." >> The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing!" He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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Just curious, what have I posted that is objectionable? Compared to lying about people like Elmo and Geb do, I am quite civilized. I don’t throw imaginary turds at anyone. I don’t tell people I am going to fart in their face or grope their tits and ass like Elmo does. How come you don’t take them to task for what they do? Fact: misleading religions and philosophies like Christianity, Judaism and Islam are the fundamental causes for the unhappiness of mankind and unless someone here is not a part of mankind, it affects them, hep C free, infected or otherwise. Other than being human and occasionally overreacting to a post, I don’t think I have gone over the top at all here. If what I say pisses people off to the point where someone reading this thinks twice about believing in a god that doesn’t exist, I am satisfied. — Cody Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. "Red Dwarf" <sbordonej…@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in message
news:6rnye.11586$aA5.7089@tornado.socal.rr.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> It’s not only very funny, it’s also an infinite improvement in the quality > of your posts. I’m sincerely hoping that this change for the better will > be the norm for you, and not the rare exception. I always thought you had > something more positive to offer than some of the earlier stuff that > sometimes pisses folks off. But, I will admit that it’s sometimes fun to > pull the tigers tail. But when people are hurting and suffering and > afraid, we sometimes over-react. At least thats true for me, and perhaps > others.I for one, Cody or Alias or whoever you are, would love to see more > of this stuff from you. Keep up the good stuff. > John > " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message > news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… >> Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He >> took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind >> blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. >> "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. >> He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear >> view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights >> flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," >> thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at >> over 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too >> old for this kind of thing!" >> He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to >> catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked >> up to the man. >> "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and >> today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that >> I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper >> and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, >> and I thought you were bringing her back." >> The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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AAAHAAAAAAA!Now that’s funny. Peace & SVR, BrianD " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He > took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind > blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. > "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. > He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear > view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights > flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," > thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over > 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too old > for this kind of thing!" > He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch > up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to > the man. > "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and > today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that > I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper > and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, > and I thought you were bringing her back." > The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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This kid thinks fast on his feet. It’s usually much later on that we think of something quite disarming to say
John "Russ" <sourdo55 at yahoo.com> wrote in message news:11cj4oqboq1foea@corp.supernews.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->I guess this was a true story: > A cop somewhere in America had his radar set up. Along came some kid > speeding and the cop pulls him over. "Son" the cop says, "I’ve been > waiting > for you all day". The kid replies without hesitation, "I tried to get here > as fast as I could". The cop was laughing so hard he let the kid go….. > — > Russ > Visit Alaska @ http://www.tannersacre.com > <elmoemer…@webtv.net> wrote in message > news:21239-42C97387-913@storefull-3251.bay.webtv.net… >> Did he toot his horn? >> Toooooot toooooot!!!!!! >> Elmo >> (it’s funny) >> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile >> http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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Did he toot his horn? Toooooot toooooot!!!!!! Elmo (it’s funny) http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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Good one! " Cody" <aka@[ notme ]maskedandanonymous.pt> wrote in message news:J8eye.48512$dr.39424@news.ono.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He > took off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind > blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. > "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. > He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear > view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights > flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," > thought the man, as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over > 100 mph. Then 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too old > for this kind of thing!" > He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch > up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to > the man. > "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and > today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that > I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper > and said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, > and I thought you were bringing her back." > The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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I guess this was a true story: A cop somewhere in America had his radar set up. Along came some kid speeding and the cop pulls him over. "Son" the cop says, "I’ve been waiting for you all day". The kid replies without hesitation, "I tried to get here as fast as I could". The cop was laughing so hard he let the kid go….. — Russ Visit Alaska @ http://www.tannersacre.com <elmoemer…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:21239-42C97387-913@storefull-3251.bay.webtv.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Did he toot his horn? > Toooooot toooooot!!!!!! > Elmo > (it’s funny) > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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Smiling Wickedly, Cody answered: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took > off down the road, bringing it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing > through what little hair he had left on his head. > "This is great," He thought as he roared down I-75. > He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then, he looked in his rear view > mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and > siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man, > as he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then > 110…120 mph, he thought, "What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of > thing!" > He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch > up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the > man. > "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and today > is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve > never heard before, I’ll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and > said, "A few weeks ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I > thought you were bringing her back." > The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
LOL! Thanks Cody. That WAS funny. — *..