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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – CROSSPOSTED [...] Welll… I suppose it is easier than assuming you have a brain. but not easier than concluding that you have serious reading comprehension problems… Oh, a mortal wound is struck. I bleed. yeah, but you still failed to make sense…

Uh-huh, which is how you could say "yeah". _Think_ before you post [or at all] Grow a clue, fuckstick. ok. at your request i shall proceed to "grow a clue…" meanwhile i suggest you grow some brain cells…

Tsk, the ‘you have no brain’ card has already been played in this thread. No prizes for second Maky. Have Fun Martin — aa #(2^8)*(2^3-2^0) [...]Et sepultus resurrexit; certum est, quia impossibile. — Tertullian

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – CROSSPOSTED [...] Welll… I suppose it is easier than assuming you have a brain. but not easier than concluding that you have serious reading comprehension problems… Oh, a mortal wound is struck. I bleed.

yeah, but you still failed to make sense… Grow a clue, fuckstick.

ok. at your request i shall proceed to "grow a clue…" meanwhile i suggest you grow some brain cells… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Have Fun Martin

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[...] Welll… I suppose it is easier than assuming you have a brain. but not easier than concluding that you have serious reading comprehension problems…

Oh, a mortal wound is struck. I bleed. Grow a clue, fuckstick. Have Fun Martin — aa #(2^8)*(2^3-2^0) [...]Et sepultus resurrexit; certum est, quia impossibile. — Tertullian

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* e) none of the above. which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* d) none of the above [note, I've automatically excised the original d) as it was miscategorised as a religion for reasons unknown to me. which religion's hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* d) hell is a fictional place [duplicate edit to previous] * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion. Welll… I suppose it is easier than assuming you have a brain.

but not easier than concluding that you have serious reading comprehension problems… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Have Fun Martin

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* z. i^-.5* that can be seen as being quite exponentially irrational

[i^-5 = e^i*(-5*pi/2)] Only if you have a good imaginary, er, imagination

lol if you are suggesting that i have an imaginary imagination then surely this is a reality: i^-5i = e^(5*pi/2) ..sa

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – wrote in alt.atheism (where I live)          alt.religion.christianity          alt.religion.islam CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* I just live here. If there is a god, then all he has given me is this moment and I am grateful for that )) I don’t think there is a god though. Never mind! is d) your final answer? Yes which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* The Mongol religion. need to sharpen those comprehension skills there guy… The religions you listed are very boring. The Mongols were nasty, but more interesting.

i was hoping you would stay on context. oh well… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – God – so they claimed – had put them in charge of the Earth. They would send messages to rulers of neighbouring countries explaining that they were already in charge and suggesting a meeting to discuss how much tax should be paid and stuff like that. They were heavily into genocide, wiping out several entire nations for no apparent reason. They probably killed a higher proportion of humanity than all the mass murderers of the 20th century put together. which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* Heaven and Hell are on this Earth. (If there is another world, which I doubt, then I know nothing about it.) oh gawd, did you misread the question??? No, I am well aware that most Christians and Muslims believe that Heaven and Hell exist in some other world. (I’m not sure exactly what Jews believe.) I think they are dead wrong.

but that was not the question, was it? Did you want me to compare the non existent Hells of those religions?

obviously. even a fourth grader would have figured that much… I’m not interested in that nonsense.

then why participate in this poll? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The religions have created very real Hells here in this world. The lowest chamber of the christian hell: "I must not answer back or challenge anyone. I try as hard as I can to avoid sinning and I fail because I am a bad person. I feel so very, very guilty. I do not deserve to be loved." I do not know the other Hells, so I cannot describe them. But Hell is Hell – when you are in it, it is the worst one possible. To escape it is necessary eventfully – they maybe not at first – to stop blaming anyone. * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion. Does that mean that if I do not assume that then I won’t have to argue with anyone? no. if you do not assume that, you add layers of stupidity to the discussion… One problem with insulting people as often as you do is that your sense of humour shrivels. You cannot even spot a joke!

am i starting to have reading comprehension problems of my own? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Suits me:) THOR To reply, remove pan. http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/HungerSite

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – (snip some really silly questions that require a weird definition of the word, "atheist".  One example suffices.) which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* All hells are equally punishing. they are? Prove me wrong, if you can.  I am ready to be persuaded by a good argument.

sorry, i refuse to bear your bop… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – That is to say that the ability of all afterlife (after death?) fantasies to punish is exactly equal to zero. (snip silly justification for weird definition) Do you know any better games?  This one is dumb. you think my ‘confuse the moron’ game is dumb? try this one then. the atheist has beliefs. true or false? True.  At least this one does, but then, I think having beliefs is a necesary part of being self aware.  Thinking has to start somewhere. Some example of my beliefs (unprovable axioms) are, that the universe physically exists, that I am not a figment of some other mind’s imagination, and that the universe is not perverse or intentionally deceptive in order to keep me from understanding it (though it may be arbitrarily complicated). What are some of yours?

i believe that you are retarded. now that we have addressed our belief systems, i recommend you pull your head off your ass and proceed to your regular zombi functions…

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* z. i^-.5* that can be seen as being quite exponentially irrational

Only if you have a good imaginary, er, imagination

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CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* z. i^-.5*

that can be seen as being quite exponentially irrational

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(snip some really silly questions that require a weird definition of the word, "atheist".  One example suffices.) which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* All hells are equally punishing. they are?

Prove me wrong, if you can.  I am ready to be persuaded by a good argument. That is to say that the ability of all afterlife (after death?) fantasies to punish is exactly equal to zero.

(snip silly justification for weird definition) Do you know any better games?  This one is dumb. you think my ‘confuse the moron’ game is dumb? try this one then. the atheist has beliefs. true or false?

True.  At least this one does, but then, I think having beliefs is a necesary part of being self aware.  Thinking has to start somewhere. Some example of my beliefs (unprovable axioms) are, that the universe physically exists, that I am not a figment of some other mind’s imagination, and that the universe is not perverse or intentionally deceptive in order to keep me from understanding it (though it may be arbitrarily complicated). What are some of yours? — John Popelish

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – wrote in alt.atheism (where I live)          alt.religion.christianity          alt.religion.islam CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* I just live here. If there is a god, then all he has given me is this moment and I am grateful for that )) I don’t think there is a god though. Never mind! is d) your final answer?

Yes which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* The Mongol religion. need to sharpen those comprehension skills there guy…

The religions you listed are very boring. The Mongols were nasty, but more interesting. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – God – so they claimed – had put them in charge of the Earth. They would send messages to rulers of neighbouring countries explaining that they were already in charge and suggesting a meeting to discuss how much tax should be paid and stuff like that. They were heavily into genocide, wiping out several entire nations for no apparent reason. They probably killed a higher proportion of humanity than all the mass murderers of the 20th century put together. which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* Heaven and Hell are on this Earth. (If there is another world, which I doubt, then I know nothing about it.) oh gawd, did you misread the question???

No, I am well aware that most Christians and Muslims believe that Heaven and Hell exist in some other world. (I’m not sure exactly what Jews believe.) I think they are dead wrong. Did you want me to compare the non existent Hells of those religions? I’m not interested in that nonsense. The religions have created very real Hells here in this world. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The lowest chamber of the christian hell: "I must not answer back or challenge anyone. I try as hard as I can to avoid sinning and I fail because I am a bad person. I feel so very, very guilty. I do not deserve to be loved." I do not know the other Hells, so I cannot describe them. But Hell is Hell – when you are in it, it is the worst one possible. To escape it is necessary eventfully – they maybe not at first – to stop blaming anyone. * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion. Does that mean that if I do not assume that then I won’t have to argue with anyone? no. if you do not assume that, you add layers of stupidity to the discussion…

One problem with insulting people as often as you do is that your sense of humour shrivels. You cannot even spot a joke! Suits me:)

THOR To reply, remove pan. http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/HungerSite

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CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

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alt.atheism: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

For the sake of the argument let’s assume you’re one thick fuck. — "Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You." – Attrib: Pauline Reage. Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion? See: <http://www.Video2CD.co.uk. 45.00 gets your video on DVD. There is no EAC, so delete it from the email, if you want to communicate.

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what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other*

e. American which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

e. American foreign policy [..as an official from the L.B johnson presidency once said] http://fpif.org/ which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

All of them

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CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other*

Humanist atheist which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

Now -Islam Overall – Xianity which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

Xian – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

   Atheism is not a religion. And it’s not an argument, it’s a fact. Warlord Steve BAAWA

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CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other*

I don’t subscribe to any religion. which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

I don’t know how to estimate the thirst for blood in others.  My thirst goes more to wine, fruit juices and a really good black tea. which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

All hells are equally punishing.  That is to say that the ability of all afterlife (after death?) fantasies to punish is exactly equal to zero. * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

But that would be a positively silly thing to do for the sake of argument or for any other purpose.   Do you know any better games?  This one is dumb. — John Popelish

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CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other*

z. i^-.5* which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

z i^.5* which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

z i^.5* * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

* for the sake of argument assume that z is a valid choice.

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wrote in alt.atheism (where I live)          alt.religion.christianity          alt.religion.islam CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other*

I just live here. If there is a god, then all he has given me is this moment and I am grateful for that )) I don’t think there is a god though. Never mind! which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

The Mongol religion. God – so they claimed – had put them in charge of the Earth. They would send messages to rulers of neighbouring countries explaining that they were already in charge and suggesting a meeting to discuss how much tax should be paid and stuff like that. They were heavily into genocide, wiping out several entire nations for no apparent reason. They probably killed a higher proportion of humanity than all the mass murderers of the 20th century put together. which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

Heaven and Hell are on this Earth. (If there is another world, which I doubt, then I know nothing about it.) The lowest chamber of the christian hell: "I must not answer back or challenge anyone. I try as hard as I can to avoid sinning and I fail because I am a bad person. I feel so very, very guilty. I do not deserve to be loved." I do not know the other Hells, so I cannot describe them. But Hell is Hell – when you are in it, it is the worst one possible. To escape it is necessary eventfully – they maybe not at first – to stop blaming anyone. * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

Does that mean that if I do not assume that then I won’t have to argue with anyone? Suits me:) THOR To reply, remove pan. http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/HungerSite

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

No. — Mark aa#1478

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CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other*

. None which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

No. Well, that was quick and easy… — Owen Hughes a/a #1883

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CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other*

e) none of the above. which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

d) none of the above [note, I've automatically excised the original d) as it was miscategorised as a religion for reasons unknown to me. which religion's hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism*

d) hell is a fictional place [duplicate edit to previous] * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion.

Welll… I suppose it is easier than assuming you have a brain. Have Fun Martin — aa #(2^8)*(2^3-2^0) [...]Et sepultus resurrexit; certum est, quia impossibile. — Tertullian

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – alt.atheism: CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion. For the sake of the argument let’s assume you’re one thick fuck.

sure, you can assume that. now, pull your head from your ass, and proceed to your normal zombi routine…

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CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* I don’t subscribe to any religion.

thus, for the sake of argument, your religion is atheism. do you have reading comprehension difficulty? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* I don’t know how to estimate the thirst for blood in others.  My thirst goes more to wine, fruit juices and a really good black tea. which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* All hells are equally punishing.

they are? That is to say that the ability of all afterlife (after death?) fantasies to punish is exactly equal to zero. * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion. But that would be a positively silly thing to do for the sake of argument

formally speaking. or for any other purpose.  

you should not make a bet on this one… Do you know any better games?  This one is dumb.

you think my ‘confuse the moron’ game is dumb? try this one then. the atheist has beliefs. true or false?

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – wrote in alt.atheism (where I live)          alt.religion.christianity          alt.religion.islam CROSSPOSTED what is your religion? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. other* I just live here. If there is a god, then all he has given me is this moment and I am grateful for that )) I don’t think there is a god though. Never mind!

is d) your final answer? which of the listed religions is the most blood thirsty? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* The Mongol religion.

need to sharpen those comprehension skills there guy… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – God – so they claimed – had put them in charge of the Earth. They would send messages to rulers of neighbouring countries explaining that they were already in charge and suggesting a meeting to discuss how much tax should be paid and stuff like that. They were heavily into genocide, wiping out several entire nations for no apparent reason. They probably killed a higher proportion of humanity than all the mass murderers of the 20th century put together. which religion’s hell is most punishing? a. christian b. muslim c. jewish d. atheism* Heaven and Hell are on this Earth. (If there is another world, which I doubt, then I know nothing about it.)

oh gawd, did you misread the question??? The lowest chamber of the christian hell: "I must not answer back or challenge anyone. I try as hard as I can to avoid sinning and I fail because I am a bad person. I feel so very, very guilty. I do not deserve to be loved." I do not know the other Hells, so I cannot describe them. But Hell is Hell – when you are in it, it is the worst one possible. To escape it is necessary eventfully – they maybe not at first – to stop blaming anyone. * for the sake of argument assume atheism is a religion. Does that mean that if I do not assume that then I won’t have to argue with anyone?

no. if you do not assume that, you add layers of stupidity to the discussion… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Suits me:) THOR To reply, remove pan. http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/HungerSite

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