Christianity QA

Question:

  When this is all said and done,

    Wiccans get a giant enema?

Response:

  IN the Beginning, the World was without form and ruled by the NAZI United State regime.  And ALLAH, The Great, The Merciful, said "Let Us Smite this NAZI plague, for they are Evil upon the Land and vulgar within my eyes".  And the NAZI were smited, and Allah was pleased.  And thus passed the first day.   Upon the rise of the second sun, Allah stated "And from the Dust Of Afghanistan, let the Taliban Rise and rule this land and all creatures that crawl about it and swim under it."  And it was so, and Allah was pleased.   Upon the rise of the third sun, blab, blab, blab,  Damn it, you idiots read the King James Version of Usama Bin Laden. — http://anneli.com/blackbane IRC : /server anneli.com #witchcraft creator of alt.witchcraft creator of alt.traditional.witchcraft original creator of alt.religion.wicca don’t like my postings, then go to:   alt.religion.wicca.moderated                                           //// /// ‘~ (    —–                                                    // /  // :    ) —–    Raven                                             /  /  /  /)   / —-    BlackBane                                                /   //..       A Real Witch

Response:

If this guy is the kind of idiot that represents the wicca group, then could you folks please keep him for yourselves.  Please!  We don’t mind – really.  He’s all yours. TR – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –   When this is all said and done, Usama Bin Laden will be viewed as a type of Christ and a new religion will be born; what, with all its holidays and the like.  In fact, he’ll be viewed more so then the NAZI United State regime’s Christian religion.  HAHAHAHAHA!  Bin Laden The Son Of Allah! Think of the Great Nations that will rise, like the NAZI with Christ, over that one.  HAHAHAHA!  You folks are seeing the birth of a new religion.  All kneel to the Son of Allah, The Great!  Praise He Unto Allah his Son Bin Laden, the Savior of the Damned, crucified by the NAZI to rise from the dust and, blab, blab, blab, go see the King James Version of the Bin Laden Bible.   All Praise His Greatness, The Religion of Laden, SON of Allah. — http://anneli.com/blackbane IRC : /server anneli.com #witchcraft creator of alt.witchcraft creator of alt.traditional.witchcraft original creator of alt.religion.wicca don’t like my postings, then go to:   alt.religion.wicca.moderated                                           //// /// ‘~ (    —–                                          // /  // :    ) —–    Raven                                         /  /  /  /)   / —-    BlackBane                                              /   //..       A Real Witch

Response:

I’m sure Osama would be pleased to know he has a "real witch" as a fan. Here’s what he thinks of you: Quran: [9:5] But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, an seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practice regular charity, then open the way for them: for God is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful. Translation: Raven BlackBane the "real witch" would last about 10 minutes in the presence of Osama, unless of course you’re willing to convert.

Response:

Hey Raven Shit-Breath. I’m back. Been gone for a while… but I’m back. It’ll be just like old times now… me kicking ur ass all over the boards… you do remember that, right??? I’ll leave it up to the mush u call brains to recall that…. consider this your….. warning – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –  When this is all said and done, Usama Bin Laden will be viewed as a type of Christ and a new religion will be born; what, with all its holidays and the like.  In fact, he’ll be viewed more so then the NAZI United State regime’s Christian religion.  HAHAHAHAHA!  Bin Laden The Son Of Allah! Think of the Great Nations that will rise, like the NAZI with Christ, over that one.  HAHAHAHA!  You folks are seeing the birth of a new religion.  All kneel to the Son of Allah, The Great!  Praise He Unto Allah his Son Bin Laden, the Savior of the Damned, crucified by the NAZI to rise from the dust and, blab, blab, blab, go see the King James Version of the Bin Laden Bible.  All Praise His Greatness, The Religion of Laden, SON of Allah.   — http://anneli.com/blackbane IRC : /server anneli.com #witchcraft creator of alt.witchcraft creator of alt.traditional.witchcraft original creator of alt.religion.wicca don’t like my postings, then go to:  alt.religion.wicca.moderated                                          //// /// ‘~ (    —–                                                   // /  // :    ) —–    Raven                                            /  /  /  /)   / —-    BlackBane                                               /   //..       A Real Witch

Response:

I’m sure Osama would be pleased to know he has a "real witch" as a fan. Here’s what he thinks of you: Quran: [9:5] But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, an seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practice regular charity, then open the way for them: for God is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful. Translation: Raven BlackBane the "real witch" would last about 10 minutes in the presence of Osama, unless of course you’re willing to convert.

Game. Set. Match.

Response:

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I’m sure Osama would be pleased to know he has a "real witch" as a fan. Here’s what he thinks of you: Quran: [9:5] But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, an seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practice regular charity, then open the way for them: for God is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful. Translation: Raven BlackBane the "real witch" would last about 10 minutes in the presence of Osama, unless of course you’re willing to convert.

Nah.  Raven would just turn him into a toad.

Response:

  When this is all said and done, Usama Bin Laden will be viewed as a type of Christ and a new religion will be born; what, with all its holidays and the like.  In fact, he’ll be viewed more so then the NAZI United State regime’s Christian religion.  HAHAHAHAHA!  Bin Laden The Son Of Allah! Think of the Great Nations that will rise, like the NAZI with Christ, over that one.  HAHAHAHA!  You folks are seeing the birth of a new religion.  All kneel to the Son of Allah, The Great!  Praise He Unto Allah his Son Bin Laden, the Savior of the Damned, crucified by the NAZI to rise from the dust and, blab, blab, blab, go see the King James Version of the Bin Laden Bible.   All Praise His Greatness, The Religion of Laden, SON of Allah.   — http://anneli.com/blackbane IRC : /server anneli.com #witchcraft creator of alt.witchcraft creator of alt.traditional.witchcraft original creator of alt.religion.wicca don’t like my postings, then go to:   alt.religion.wicca.moderated                                           //// /// ‘~ (    —–                                                    // /  // :    ) —–    Raven                                             /  /  /  /)   / —-    BlackBane                                                /   //..       A Real Witch

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