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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -"Ineedmoney" <m…@atmycomputer.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message <news:c6pja0$dvq$2@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>… > "Ineedmoney" <m…@atmycomputer.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message > news:c6piho$dje$2@news7.svr.pol.co.uk… > > "Richard" <rander3…@rogers.com> wrote in message > > news:ec75e55a.0404281117.7fe78c27@posting.google.com… > > > Carol Lee Smith <hu…@csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message > <news:Pine.OSF.3.96.1040428090729.27563G-100000@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>… > > > > In article <a5a860fc.0404272053.63303…@posting.google.com>, > > > > oh…@hotmail.com says… > > > > > A reasonable challenge to the skeptic is this: If it can be proved > > > > > that Jesus really rose from the dead, will you believe in him? > > > > Cart before the horse. > > > > How about proving he actually existed. > > > > I haven’t seen proof of that yet. > > > > After that is provided, we can go on to the other sticky little > details > > > How are you going to secure proof that ANY specific person existed then, > > > outside of written records??? > > The events that the gospels are so dramatic that there would but > historical > > evidence to back it up, but there isnt anything of any of it. > Translation of garbled mess: > The events that the gospels describe are so dramatic that there would have > been historical evidence around in fact tons of it, but there just isnt > anything at all. > Ed
Prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt Napoleon existed. Sometimes, you have to take what information there is an make a judgement. I think it’s pretty persuasive that Christ existed. -Rich
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rander3…@rogers.com (Richard) wrote in message <news:ec75e55a.0404281117.7fe78c27@posting.google.com>… > How are you going to secure proof that ANY specific person existed then, > outside of written records???
The Romans kept meticulous records of people they arrested, convicted and executed. A death decree specifying Jesus of Nazareth would be nice. Ooops, never been found… – Jordan
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"Jordan Lund" <lu…@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:92dbefbe.0404290801.5d9f60ee@posting.google.com… > None of your points on the myth theory are able to refute why the > Christ myth seems to repeat, in detail, earlier messiah myths. Namely > Osirus, Mithras and Dionysus. It seems too much to fathom that a real > person went through the same things that mythological dieties did.
<snip> I agree with all your points but this. Mithras is a tricky one, as we know very little about it but we do know that it arose around the same time as Christian beliefs. Ed
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oh…@hotmail.com (ohoe) wrote in message <news:a5a860fc.0404272053.6330393a@posting.google.com>… > Nine pieces of evidence refute the swoon theory:
The problem with your nine points is that you assume the crucifixion was done to normal Roman standards, it wasn’t. The best estimate is that Jesus was on the cross for around 6 hours. The problem is that it would often take someone days to die from crucifixion. This is why breaking their legs was necessary, it sped up the process. Of course, as you point out, Jesus’ legs weren’t broken. Similarly the book of John has interesting things to say about what was done after "the body" was brought down. At one point it was said that he was covered in Aloe and Myrrh (John 19:39), both powerful antiseptic and healing agents. http://mdmd.essortment.com/whatismyrrh_riss.htm "extremely high antiseptic and anti-inflammatory properties. It was used to clean wounds and to prevent infection. It was also used to prevent the spread of gangrene in already infected parts of the body." http://wholeleaf.com/aloeverainfo/aloeverahealingproperties.html "Aloe vera contains Glucomannan, a special complex polysaccharide composed largely of the sugar mannose. It interacts with special cell-surface receptors on those cells which repair damaged tissues, called fibroblasts, stimulating them, activating their faster growth and replication. Plant hormones in Aloe, called gibberellins, also accelerate healing by stimulating cell replication. These combined actions make Aloe a uniquely potent healing Herb." > Refutation of the Myth Theory: Six Arguments > (1) The style of the Gospels is radically and clearly different from > the style of all the myths. Any literary scholar who knows and > appreciates myths can verify this. There are no overblown, > spectacular, childishly exaggerated events. Nothing is arbitrary. > Everything fits in. Everything is meaningful. The hand of a master is > at work here.
I would argue that all of the miracles attributed to Christ, walking on water, loaves and fishes, water into wine are in fact mythic in nature. Certainly they would qualify as overblown, spectacular and/or childishly exaggerated. > There are also telltale marks of eyewitness description, like the > little detail of Jesus writing in the sand when asked whether to stone > the adulteress or not (Jn 8:6). No one knows why this is put in; > nothing comes of it. The only explanation is that the writer saw it.
Or rather that it was included in an earlier text and copied incorrectly without the context. Or possibly that the work was edited by the church to eliminate something they don’t want us to know. The idea that the Gospels were written by the apostles is quaint, but it totally goes against all modern Biblical scholarship. > (2) A second problem is that there was not enough time for myth to > develop.
Myth takes a lot less time to develop than you might think. Take a look at the urban legend site http://www.snopes.com for hundreds of examples. You think myth spreads fast now, thanks to the Internet? Imagine it in a primarily uneducated oral culture. > The dates for the writing of the Gospels have been pushed back by > every empirical manuscript discovery; only abstract hypothesizing > pushes the date forward.
What is commonly thought today: http://i-cias.com/e.o/gospel.htm "The oldest gospel is most likely Mark, and can be dated to around 70 CE, or 35-40 years after the time of Jesus’ death. The 3 other gospels of the New Testament belong to the period of 80- 100 CE. The Gospel of Thomas dates to around 200 CE. For the gospels, it is believed that there can have been an original source, now lost, which by scholars is called Q. There is however, no evidence of any kind for this theory, it is the product of investigation on how literary presentations of this time came to be materialized." So, if you were an eyewitness to the events of the Bible, why wait 40 years to write it down? Kind of shoots down the eyewitness theory… > Some scholars still dispute the first-century date for the Gospels, > especially John’s. But no one disputes that Paul’s letters were > written within the lifetime of eyewitnesses to Christ.
Paul was formerly known as Saul of Tarsus and never even met Christ. He had a supposed vision on the road to Damascus after the supposed ressurection. You are confusing (as most Christians do) two completely different Pauls. The Paul who wrote the letters was not an apostle. http://www.dimensional.com/~randl/tarsus.htm My personal opinion was that when Saul found out that his religious views were losing their hold (he was formerly an outspoken critic of the early Christians), he realized the powerbase was shifting and so staged his miraculous conversion. I suggest reading the wonderful book "Rescuing the Bible From Fundamentalism" by Anglican Bishop John Spong. > Muller challenged his nineteenth-century contemporaries to produce a > single example anywhere in history of a great myth or legend arising > around a historical figure and being generally believed within thirty > years after that figure’s death. No one has ever answered him.
http://gwpapers.virginia.edu/faq/ "Q: Did George Washington chop down a cherry tree? A: Probably not. The story was likely invented by a man named Mason Weems shortly after Washington’s death. Ironically, the story was intended to show how honest Washington was: George confesses to his father saying, "I cannot tell a lie." http://www.nps.gov/fone/classroom/fiwar/gwmyths_student.htm "Myth: Washington succeeded in throwing a silver dollar across the Potomac River. What this myth teaches: This highlighted his great strength. Washington may have thrown an object across the Rappahanack River, the river on which his childhood home, Ferry Farm, stood. However, he would not have been able to throw anything across the Potomac, which is over a mile wide at Mount Vernon. Also he wouldn’t have thrown a sliver dollar because silver dollars didn’t exist." None of your points on the myth theory are able to refute why the Christ myth seems to repeat, in detail, earlier messiah myths. Namely Osirus, Mithras and Dionysus. It seems too much to fathom that a real person went through the same things that mythological dieties did. – Jordan
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"Richard" <rander3…@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:ec75e55a.0404281117.7fe78c27@posting.google.com… > Carol Lee Smith <hu…@csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message
<news:Pine.OSF.3.96.1040428090729.27563G-100000@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > In article <a5a860fc.0404272053.63303…@posting.google.com>, > > oh…@hotmail.com says… > > > A reasonable challenge to the skeptic is this: If it can be proved > > > that Jesus really rose from the dead, will you believe in him? > > Cart before the horse. > > How about proving he actually existed. > > I haven’t seen proof of that yet. > > After that is provided, we can go on to the other sticky little details > How are you going to secure proof that ANY specific person existed then, > outside of written records???
The events that the gospels are so dramatic that there would but historical evidence to back it up, but there isnt anything of any of it. Ed
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"Il_riccio" <lunedin…@aliceposta.it> wrote in message
news:d4696a31.0404281235.4f9deb78@posting.google.com… > crazybe…@my-deja.com (Roger Andrews) wrote in message
<news:cda5d73a.0404280543.23528823@posting.google.com>… > > oh…@hotmail.com (ohoe) wrote in message
<news:a5a860fc.0404272053.6330393a@posting.google.com>… > > <SNIP FLAWED LOGIC> > > By using that logic it must be assumed that Elvis was also > > resurrected. I think I’ll go out and join the Church of Elvis instead. > > He was much cooler. > > Roger > I am the proof. > I am Jesus.
I know this is a joke, but there is actually someone on usenet that goes by the name "Dore" which literally thinks she IS the second coming. I shit you not. Ed
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"Ineedmoney" <m…@atmycomputer.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c6piho$dje$2@news7.svr.pol.co.uk… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Richard" <rander3…@rogers.com> wrote in message > news:ec75e55a.0404281117.7fe78c27@posting.google.com… > > Carol Lee Smith <hu…@csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message > <news:Pine.OSF.3.96.1040428090729.27563G-100000@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>… > > > In article <a5a860fc.0404272053.63303…@posting.google.com>, > > > oh…@hotmail.com says… > > > > A reasonable challenge to the skeptic is this: If it can be proved > > > > that Jesus really rose from the dead, will you believe in him? > > > Cart before the horse. > > > How about proving he actually existed. > > > I haven’t seen proof of that yet. > > > After that is provided, we can go on to the other sticky little details > > How are you going to secure proof that ANY specific person existed then, > > outside of written records??? > The events that the gospels are so dramatic that there would but historical > evidence to back it up, but there isnt anything of any of it.
Translation of garbled mess: The events that the gospels describe are so dramatic that there would have been historical evidence around in fact tons of it, but there just isnt anything at all. Ed
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O.K., so if he’s alive in the body where is he now? If he had really resurrected, you woulda thunk he would’ve stuck around and really cleaned house. Instead, he skulks around for what, 40 days?, makes some vague comments to disciples, then pooft! Gone again? Doesn’t work for me. Where were the rewrite guys on this?
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -lunedin…@aliceposta.it (Il_riccio) wrote in message <news:d4696a31.0404281235.4f9deb78@posting.google.com>… > crazybe…@my-deja.com (Roger Andrews) wrote in message <news:cda5d73a.0404280543.23528823@posting.google.com>… > > oh…@hotmail.com (ohoe) wrote in message <news:a5a860fc.0404272053.6330393a@posting.google.com>… > > <SNIP FLAWED LOGIC> > > By using that logic it must be assumed that Elvis was also > > resurrected. I think I’ll go out and join the Church of Elvis instead. > > He was much cooler. > > Roger > I am the proof. > I am Jesus. > Davide
And I’m the next Buddha. Roger
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -oh…@hotmail.com (ohoe) wrote in message <news:a5a860fc.0404272053.6330393a@posting.google.com>… > EVIDENCE FOR THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST > A Challenge for Skeptics > From chapter 8 of Handbook of Christian Apologetics by Peter > Kreeft/Fr. Ronald Tacelli, SJ (Intervarsity Press, 1994) > —————————————————————— > A reasonable challenge to the skeptic is this: If it can be proved > that Jesus really rose from the dead, will you believe in him? For if > he really rose, that validates his claim to be divine and not merely > human, for resurrection from death is beyond human power; and his > divinity validates the truth of everything else he said, for God > cannot lie. > The Strategy of the Argument for the Resurrection: Five Possible > Theories > We believe Christ’s resurrection can be proved with at least as much > certainty as any universally believed and well-documented event in > ancient history. To prove this, we do not need to presuppose anything > controversial (e.g. that miracles happen). But the skeptic must also > not presuppose anything (e.g. that they do not). We do not need to > presuppose that the New Testament is infallible, or divinely inspired > or even true. We do not need to presuppose that there really was an > empty tomb or post-resurrection appearances, as recorded. We need to > presuppose only two things, both of which are hard data, empirical > data, which no one denies: > I. The existence of the New Testament texts as we have them. > II. The existence (but not necessarily the truth) of the Christian > religion as we find it today. > The question is this: Which theory about what really happened in > Jerusalem on that first Easter Sunday can account for the data? There > are five possible theories: Christianity, hallucination, myth, > conspiracy and swoon. > Jesus died — Jesus rose ———————————- (1) > Christianity > Jesus didn’t rise — the apostles were deceived —– (2) > Hallucination > the apostles were myth-makers ————————- (3) Myth > the apostles were deceivers —————————— (4) > Conspiracy > Jesus didn’t die ———————————————- (5) > Swoon > Theories 2 and 4 constitute a dilemma: if Jesus didn’t rise, then the > apostles, who taught that he did, were either deceived (if they > thought he did) or deceivers (if they knew he didn’t). The Modernists > could not escape this dilemma until they came up with a middle > category, myth. It is the most popular alternative today. > Thus either (1) the resurrection really happened, (2) the apostles > were deceived by a hallucination, (3) the apostles created a myth, not > meaning it literally, (4) the apostles were deceivers who conspired to > foist on the world the most famous and successful lie in history, or > (5) Jesus only swooned and was resuscitated, not resurrected. All five > theories are logically possible, and therefore must be fairly > investigated — even (1) ! They are also the only possibilities, > unless we include really far-out ideas that responsible historians > have never taken seriously, such as that Jesus was really a Martian > who came in a flying saucer. Or that he never even existed; that the > whole story was the world’s greatest fantasy novel, written by some > simple fisherman; that he was a literary character whom everyone in > history mistook for a real person, including all Christians and their > enemies, until some scholar many centuries later got the real scoop > from sources unnamed. > If we can refute all other theories (2-5), we will have proved the > truth of the resurrection (1). The form of the argument here is > similar to that of most of the arguments for the existence of God. > Neither God nor the resurrection are directly observable, but from > data that are directly observable we can argue that the only possible > adequate explanation of this data is the Christian one. > We shall take the four non-believing theories in the following order: > from the simplest, least popular and most easily refuted to the most > confusing, most popular and most complexly refuted: first swoon, then > conspiracy, then hallucination and finally myth. > Refutation of the Swoon Theory: Nine Arguments > Nine pieces of evidence refute the swoon theory: > (1) Jesus could not have survived crucifixion. Roman procedures were > very careful to eliminate that possibility. Roman law even laid the > death penalty on any soldier who let a capital prisoner escape in any > way, including bungling a crucifixion. It was never done.
All this proves is that the soldiers were convinced he died rather than he actually did. > (2) The fact that the Roman soldier did not break Jesus’ legs, as he > did to the other two crucified criminals (Jn 19:31-33), means that the > soldier was sure Jesus was dead. Breaking the legs hastened the death > so that the corpse could be taken down before the sabbath (v. 31).
Again, they were convinced he was dead but that does not mean that he was. > (3) John, an eyewitness, certified that he saw blood and water come > from Jesus’ pierced heart (Jn 19:34-35). This shows that Jesus’ lungs > had collapsed and he had died of asphyxiation. Any medical expert can > vouch for this.
Any medical examiner worth his salt will also tell you that DEAD MEN DON’T BLEED! It would take blood a matter of about 2.5 minutes to pool in the lower parts of a body thus suspended. The "water" was probably fluid from the pleural cavity that would have been so pierced. In fact, you might have even heard it "pop". > (4) The body was totally encased in winding sheets and entombed (Jn > 19:38-42).
If you want to use the "shroud of Turin" as your proof here, I’ll remind you that DEAD MEN DON’T BLEED. Otherwise, the fact that the body was shrouded offers no proof of anything other than shrouding. He wasnt wound and sealed like a mummy. > (5) The post-resurrection appearances convinced the disciples, even > "doubting Thomas," that Jesus was gloriously alive (Jn 20:19-29). It > is psychologically impossible for the disciples to have been so > transformed and confident if Jesus had merely struggled out of a > swoon, badly in need of a doctor. A half-dead, staggering sick man who > has just had a narrow escape is not worshiped fearlessly as divine > lord and conquerer of death.
Who said he was badly in need of a doctor. The cold of the tomb would have helped stop the flow of blood and aid in preserving what life there was until, after a day and a half’s rest, he was well enough to get up. > (6) How were the Roman guards at the tomb overpowered by a swooning > corpse? Or by unarmed disciples? And if the disciples did it, they > knowingly lied when they wrote the Gospels, and we are into the > conspiracy theory, which we will refute shortly.
The guards probably didn’t need to be overcome as I’ll explain below. > (7) How could a swooning half-dead man have moved the great stone at > the door of the tomb? Who moved the stone if not an angel? No one has > ever answered that question. Neither the Jews nor the Romans would > move it, for it was in both their interests to keep the tomb sealed, > the Jews had the stone put there in the first place, and the Roman > guards would be killed if they let the body "escape."
In a word, adrenelin. It makes 10-year-olds lift cars off of injured parents and vice-versa. The stone was intended to roll back and forth anyway. > The story the Jewish authorities spread, that the guards fell asleep > and the disciples stole the body (Mt 28:11-15), is unbelievable. Roman > guards would not fall asleep on a job like that; if they did, they > would lose their lives. And even if they did fall asleep, the crowd > and the effort and the noise it would have taken to move an enormous > boulder would have wakened them. Furthermore, we are again into the > conspiracy theory, with all its unanswerable difficulties (see next > section).
Oh it’s believable alright. You might think that the guards were fine upstanding citizens. But these were a couple of Roman men, somewhere between the ages of 18 and 40, that had been instructed to guard a dead body. What a doddle. I can hear it now, "Come on Flavius, grab that wine and we’ll party all weekend. We’re guarding a dead man in the middle of a cemetery that will be empty for at least 24 hours. We can get SOOOO blitzed and NO ONE will ever know." So they were probably not only asleep but in a drunken stupor. No need to worry about them, they didn’t see anything or hear anything whatsoever. We never heard what became of the guards either. Maybe they were severly punished. > (8) If Jesus awoke from a swoon, where did he go? Think this through: > you have a living body to deal with now, not a dead one. Why did it > disappear? There is absolutely no data, not even any false, fantastic, > imagined data, about Jesus’ life after his crucifixion, in any > sources, friend or foe, at any time, early or late. A man like that, > with a past like that, would have left traces.
First place he goes is to get some robes off someone’s washline that they won’t be going anywhere near during the Sabbath. Then, he can go wherever he likes. Like back to the cemetery in the morning to see if anyone comes for him, "Just wait until I see their faces!!" > (9) Most simply, the swoon theory necessarily turns into the > conspiracy theory or the hallucination theory, for the disciples > testified that Jesus did not swoon but really died and really rose.
The swoon theory turns into the most likely scenario as it accounts for everything, including why he only lasted about 40 days afterwards. Just long enough for a decent infection to have taken him out subsequently. Forcing the disciples to bury him or
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oh…@hotmail.com (ohoe) wrote in news:a5a860fc.0404272053.6330393a@posting.google.com: > EVIDENCE FOR THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST > A Challenge for Skeptics > From chapter 8 of Handbook of Christian Apologetics by Peter > Kreeft/Fr. Ronald Tacelli, SJ (Intervarsity Press, 1994) > A reasonable challenge to the skeptic is this: If it can be proved > that Jesus really rose from the dead, will you believe in him?
It would be reasonable, given such a proof, to believe that "Jesus," whoever or whatever that is, "rose from the dead," by some definition of that phrase. Such a proof does not, however… > For if > he really rose, that validates his claim to be divine and not merely > human, for resurrection from death is beyond human power;
…prove anything about divinity or… > and his > divinity validates the truth of everything else he said, for God > cannot lie.
…the connection between "Jesus" and "God," or the honesty of "God." <snip laundry list of FUD and fallacies>
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Je$us was the son of a Jew whore. Everyone used to have their way with Mary, she just didn’t want anyone to know, especially her family. So she made up this Je$us story. The imbecile was raised to believe it. Eventually so did alot of other people, the same way they believe in Elvis, Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, etc. The Romans decided this was a good opportunity for them to fuck over the Jews and everyone else, so THE ROMANS CREATED CHRISTIANITY AS WE KNOW IT TODAY, rewrote the original primitive mythology to suit Roman Imperialism AND eliminated any possibility of anyone else claiming the right to Christianity or being the Christ in the process. A great many people will deny this, they will claim Christianity *as we know it today* was written by credible prophets, taken from history. But that is not true, it was written to seem that way, just as HP Lovecroft, Tolkein, Robert E. Howard and dozens of other authors invent "historical" mythologies to back their stories. It is plagiarized, edited a dozen times, and today is even more convoluted than it ever was. There is nothing "Christian" about Christianity today. This Roman scheme worked for a while, until the Muslims figured out that anyone could come up with a national religion like this and use it as an instrument of conquest. Rome, the Jews, the Muslims all eventually lost, but the War of Lies continues to this day as they continue to struggle to regain power and once again impose an Age of Darkness upon the Earth. How do I know all this? I was there. I am the last Jedi Master. Osama Bin Kenobi, Father of the Bastard Je$us. I’m the guy that fucked Mary, that rotten whore. P.S. Mel Gibson, you’re a shmuck. — –==( ֧