Christianity QA » Christian Faith » The End Times via Moline
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writes: Mike Tyson, on the dais with Prince Charles, as the new World Minister of Agronomy, will bite the polo plying parvenu’s right ear off in a roidal rage. The ear, spit cavalierly off the stage by the Ex-Champeen, will become a relic to the devout, sealed in a cave by the Dead Sea, along with the Sacred Scrolls of the New Carolingian Church, awaiting the time two thousand years hence, when they will be unburied and revealed as the true signs of the New End Time
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Charles is a direct decendent of King David, and he is in line for the British throne! Having great wealth, charisma
bonnie old Charlie has charisma. Celeste, Prince Charles has about much charisma as a mud turtle. Elizabeth
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we have laws against making vindictive allegations to DCFS out of political or religious retaliation, which I will have no trouble proving what your motives are.
My motives, Celeste, are to do what little I can to see that you don’t harm yourself or others. I’ll just tell them you yourself claim to be a witch and practice pagan witch craft, that will give them some idea how credible your "false witness against your neighbor" is. Celeste
Not false witness, froot-loop. You’ve posted your proof all over the net. Unless you’re now denying that God’s been giving you revelations. Incidentally – members of the general public are allowed to make anonymous calls. Those who are mandated to report abuse (such as a doctor or teacher) may remain anonymous until a judge decrees otherwise. Guess what Celeste? I don’t fall into the mandated category. Telling DCFS that witches are in league against you isn’t going to help. You’re just going to look even sicker in the head. Get some professional help Celeste. L-B
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Celeste has really gone over the edge. I really wish she could see how utterly bizzare she sounds. Too bad we can’t tape record this and play it back to her. What is truly sad Jeanne is that you and so many others have come so far away from the Christian faith and Biblical Truth that you believe it sounds "bizzare". Maybe that would shake her out of her delusions. You know, I do believe that someone at her church is feeding her delusions of grandre. The Assemblies of God and Foresquare Gospel Churches are among the churches that have not departed from TRUE Biblical teachings. There is other Christians that believe they too are modern day missionaries, prophets and disciples for Christ. My beliefs are based on the signs of the times, based on or in the Bible. I know that when the fundemantalist bigots got a hold of my mother it tooks her children several years of patience and frustrating discussions with her to finally to get her (my mother) to see how far afield she had gone from her core beliefs. (And yes someone at my mother’s church was feeding my mother’s delusions of impending rapture) Oh this is just great, your mother had a chance at salvation and you, her own child, talked her out of it. We must always becareful how we try to force others to believe as we do. Is Lisa the pagan witch delusional do you think? Or is it acceptable to you to practice witch craft, yet unacceptable to believe in the rapture that Jesus said would occur at the end time in the NT? Do you even believe in Jesus, or the God Jeanne? Are you saying that you are an Athiest? Whether we at the end times or not, I just know that the God I know Harry 
"Prince Charles of Wales" adds up to "666" in Biblical numerology. Proof of this is at http://dccsa.com/greatjoy/index.html Celeste
I see Celeste and is acceptable to you that you brand of Christianity spereates families by teaching that other religions are satanic? You are nuts and the reason why peole see you as dangerous is that people like you decide to blow up buildings and incenerat themselves and their babies. Jeanne
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is meant to prepare us for it. and Prince Charles as the Anti-Christ, and you go on and on about it what I see is a woman who has lost contact with reality. Here you are rejecting a notion that has a great deal of reality to it already, proof in which you can be shown. Don’t you believe in the Bible Elizabeth? The Bible DOES say that ‘a man’ that would be the Anti-Christ would rise up and His number in Biblically numerology would be "666". The name "Prince Charles of Wales" IN FACT adds to 666.
Do explain how a name can add up to something. And, is he the only person on the planet whose name adds up to 666? And, does the fact that HRH has ears bigger than Dumbo’s have anything to do with anything? I’ve always suspected that those ears are the result of several generations of inbreeding; but I could be wrong. Does Revelations say anything about the anti-Christ having big ears? It wasn’t I, but ANOTHER fundamentalist Christian, Jim Searcy, who revealed this to the world. He has gone "on and on about it". Is he also in dire need of psychiatric help in your very judgemental estimation Elizabeth?
I would say so; I adore conspiracy theories, and this one is absolutely enchanting, but it is the product of a deranged mind. Say the mantra over and over again–Koresh, Unabomber, McVeigh. Go see Jim’s web page….http://www.dccsa.com/greatjoy/anti.html The REAL LIFE evidence of this is VERY convincing.
Once again we are brought face to face with another reminder of how poorly the American school system teaches critical thinking skills. Celeste, this guy doesn’t have EVIDENCE, he has paronoid, delusional rantings. better candidate. Charles is a direct decendent of King David, and he is
HUH? do explain how King David is related to William the Conquerer, the Electress Sophia, and Gak the Hairy One. in line for the British throne! Having great wealth, charisma, much power
Chuck???? Charisma??? Nope. and authority he would have, HAS great influence over the European economy and world affairs. He’s a notoriously odd, intellectual humanist.
Now, who is wierder, Michael Jackson, or Chuck? rejected Jesus, the Jewish people are still awaiting a messiah. They could be very vulnerable to accepting Charles as their messiah.
Gads, this sounds like a plot of a comedy sketch on the old Saturday Night Live! HRH, Prince Dumbo as the Messiah. I can see the Hasidic community jumping with joy at the thought. I have found others who are supportive of my beliefs, how do think I am able to stand up to you unbelievers and doubters who insist I am a "lunatic"?
Celeste, you are a lunatic. I do not say this because of your Christian beliefs, but because of your tendency to make irrational statements–the CUB makes teenagers murder newborns, Aids is God’s punishement, and now this REALLY CRAZY Prince Chuck stuff. Christians are called to be witnesses Elizabeth, to the unbelieving, so that they will become believers.
Celeste, if you want to convince people to believe what you do, you’ll have to take your lithium more regularly. Remember, the nice doctor carefully callibrated your dosage. And actually I didn’t say you were insane, I said "you are in dire need of psychiatric help." And I stand by that statement. This is very intolerant of you Elizabeth.
No it isn’t. Celeste, the thought that you have two children in your care is TERRIFYING. You are not rational. Get psychiatric help, FAST, for the sake of those kids. religious descrimination and attempt to label all other religions as "diverse" or "pluralistic" and fundamental Biblical beliefs and Prophecy as "insane lunacy".
Your Prince Chuck scenario is irrational. It is delusional. It is CRAZY. Just because others besides yourself may have doubts same as yours, that doesn’t or wouldn’t prove that I have lost contact with reality. And basically you are claiming I need psychiatric help because of two of my main {HARMLESS!} predictions, one of which isn’t even MY prediction, but that of another Christian, which I can even prove are plausible predictions.
Celeste, I’ve read your stuff over several years, and sometimes you are less nuts than others, but you’ve peaked out girl. GET HELP.
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Did you see the program about Millienium Prophecy on the Fox network last night? Most, if not all the Evangelistic and Fundamentalist Christian denominations are believing that we are living in the End Times RIGHT NOW,
No, I don’t watch TV. I gave it up at least 15 years ago. In the past year I’ve seen 1 rerun of Wheel of Fortune, 1 or 2 episodes of America’s Most Wanted, and the news story (?20/20, ? Nightline) on the Irish adoption tragedy. Even when I watched TV I never saw more than 6-8 hours/month. TV just doesn’t interest me. Yes Elizabeth, you are labeling me as insane, you are descriminating against me based on my religious beliefs.
No Celeste, I’m not. I could care less about your religious beliefs but when you talk about Michael Jackson and Elton John as God’s "two witnesses on the Last Day" and Prince Charles as the Anti-Christ, and you go on and on about it what I see is a woman who has lost contact with reality. And why on alt.adoption, why not post in a newsgroup focused on religion? Maybe you’d find others there who’d say "Amen sister" but you aren’t going to find that here. And actually I didn’t say you were insane, I said "you are in dire need of psychiatric help." And I stand by that statement. Why have you never suggested to Jean Dixon or Nancy Reagan and Hillary Clinton who consulted astrologers that they ought to be committed?
I wasn’t aware that any of them had posted here. Yes this is about religious descrimination and attempt to label all other religions as "diverse" or "pluralistic" and fundamental Biblical beliefs and Prophecy as "insane lunacy".
Wrong. I know many fundamental Christians who would read all your Prince Charles,etc postings and say, "wow, this woman has lost contact with reality." Why not post on some of the fundamental newsgroups, let’s find out what fundamental Christians think of your messages. Elizabeth
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This is too about about freedom of religion! In this Country, we are free to believe and practice our own faith. This is mine. You have revealed your closed mindedness, your own unwillingness to accept a diverse view from your own. All I have done is make a few harmless predictions. How is that hurting anyone?
Yes, you have the right to your bigoted, hateful beliefs. No one here would compromise that. Yes this is about religious descrimination and attempt to label all other religions as "diverse" or "pluralistic" and fundamental Biblical beliefs and Prophecy as "insane lunacy".
Fundamental beliefs are not insane. They are respectable. You, on the other hand, are indeed a lunatic. Not because of your religious beliefs. Because of your persona. Yes Elizabeth, you are labeling me as insane, you are descriminating against me based on my religious beliefs.
No, she is simply being accurate. steve "from" line above changed to defeat e-mail spammers. You figure it out.
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Having rejected Jesus, the Jewish people are still awaiting a messiah. They could be very vulnerable to accepting <PrinceCharles as their messiah.
Puhleaze. That goyische polo playboy?
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No Celeste, I’m not. I could care less about your religious beliefs but when you talk about Michael Jackson and Elton John as God’s "two witnesses on the Last Day"
Why does anyone find it so hard to believe that Elton John and Michael Jackson could both become Born-Again Christians, to become two of the most compelling witnesses for Christ in these Last Days? It’s possible for any person to become Born-Again Elizabeth! Elton and Michael are God’s children, same as you and I. He loves them unconditionally too. What better way for the Lord to prove His unconditional love for His children than to choose these two? This would be a compelling proof of God’s power over circumstances. Elton John in fact has already accepted Jesus as his personal Savior. He’s in a back slidden phase, but I believe he will return. I believe that all back sliding Christians return because once you have been given the gift of the Holy Spirit, it NEVER leaves you. The problem with backsliders is that they become impatient waiting on the Lord to fullfill his purpose for their lives, cause usually much time has to pass, they become distracted from excercising their faith on a daily basis by worldly concerns. I believe it in my heart, that Michael deeply feels a connection to Jesus Christ. This was brought to my attention by the Lord, and I feel this by his lyrics and musical compositions, that the Lord IS with him. Yet, Satan also is with him, there is a battle between good and evil in Michael’s soul, whether Michael acknowledges this or not. But God has blessed him, and loves Michael in the same way that He loved King David, the same as He also loves Elton John. The Lord loves music and His children he enables to write songs, It is God who created the greatest song writers, it is HE that put the words in their hearts that enabled them to write songs. My prediction is, based on what I know of him, one day soon Michael will fall to knees and ask Jesus to come into his life. When this is announced that Michael is a Born-Again Christian to the world, then you will realize that God has been using me as a mouth piece to reach you. This is why I haven’t been concerned for my credibility. My credibility is supposed to be destroyed, so that God could restore it right before your very eyes. To prove that God is able to restore ANYTHING! He can restore the earth and everything in it, and this is His plan. Do you not believe that God can do anything, even perform a miracle on Michael, causing him to receive within him the Holy Spirit and become a great witness for Christ? And you would have to admit, if Michael became born again, it would turn heads, he would bring many souls to Christ with him. The Lord drafts prophets that have loud voices, great gall and courage, and are capable of leading many others, that will serve him impulsively and without hesitation. According to the Bible, the two witnesses (which I am nominating Elton and Michael as being in the running) are supposed to come up against the Anti-Christ to challenge his authority as the King of the Jews, openly protesting him to be the Anti-Christ, and for this they will be murdered in the streets of Jerusalem for their courage to openly protest against him, causing all eyes of the world to know what he really is. I believe prophesy also states that after three days of all the eyes of the world watching the bodies of the two witnesses lying dead in the streets of Jerusalem, then Jesus will come. Mine and your being told this beforehand is meant to prepare us for it. and Prince Charles as the Anti-Christ, and you go on and on about it what I see is a woman who has lost contact with reality.
Here you are rejecting a notion that has a great deal of reality to it already, proof in which you can be shown. Don’t you believe in the Bible Elizabeth? The Bible DOES say that ‘a man’ that would be the Anti-Christ would rise up and His number in Biblically numerology would be "666". The name "Prince Charles of Wales" IN FACT adds to 666. It wasn’t I, but ANOTHER fundamentalist Christian, Jim Searcy, who revealed this to the world. He has gone "on and on about it". Is he also in dire need of psychiatric help in your very judgemental estimation Elizabeth? Perhaps someone should check up to see if his children are okay? Go see Jim’s web page….http://www.dccsa.com/greatjoy/anti.html The REAL LIFE evidence of this is VERY convincing. I have yet to hear of any better candidate. Charles is a direct decendent of King David, and he is in line for the British throne! Having great wealth, charisma, much power and authority he would have, HAS great influence over the European economy and world affairs. He’s a notoriously odd, intellectual humanist. Having rejected Jesus, the Jewish people are still awaiting a messiah. They could be very vulnerable to accepting Charles as their messiah. And why on alt.adoption, why not post in a newsgroup focused on religion? Maybe you’d find others there who’d say "Amen sister" but you aren’t going to find that here.
I have found others who are supportive of my beliefs, how do think I am able to stand up to you unbelievers and doubters who insist I am a "lunatic"? We TRUE Christians have grown accustomed to being called lunatics by all the doubting Thomases. Funny how those of us who believe in Biblical prophecy are being considered lunatics, and those who are practicing pagan witch craft are being considered harmless and not hurting anyone? Don’t you find that a bit intolerant and hypocritical? Christians are called to be witnesses Elizabeth, to the unbelieving, so that they will become believers. I am called to witness to alt.adoption, that is why I am here. To point your way from unbelief to belief. And one day soon, you will no longer have any doubts. The Lord is setting the stage to reveal himself. I am merely planting the seeds, it will be the Lord Himself that will bring in the harvest. And actually I didn’t say you were insane, I said "you are in dire need of psychiatric help." And I stand by that statement.
This is very intolerant of you Elizabeth. Yes this is about religious descrimination and attempt to label all other religions as "diverse" or "pluralistic" and fundamental Biblical beliefs and Prophecy as "insane lunacy". Wrong. I know many fundamental Christians who would read all your Prince Charles,etc postings and say, "wow, this woman has lost contact with reality." Why not post on some of the fundamental newsgroups, let’s find out what fundamental Christians think of your messages.
I am certain that you could find a fair share of doubting Christians Elizabeth. Unless the Lord reveals it to them, they are certain to have doubts. It’s when our doubts are removed that Christ can reveal himself, because He lives in the invisible kingdom and the time of the Second Coming isn’t fullfilled, this is the Lord’s way of revealing Himself to us. Just because others besides yourself may have doubts same as yours, that doesn’t or wouldn’t prove that I have lost contact with reality. And basically you are claiming I need psychiatric help because of two of my main {HARMLESS!} predictions, one of which isn’t even MY prediction, but that of another Christian, which I can even prove are plausible predictions. 1) that Elton John and Michael Jackson will become the two most compelling Born-Again witnesses for Christ. 2) that Prince Charles of Wales name is 666 in Biblical numerology and may very well be the Anti-Christ that was predicted to rise in the Bible, The Book of Revelations. and finally Elizabeth, don’t you find it ironic, that there is this lame story about an "adoptve father" having, by some coincidence "accidentally" without any knowledge of me choosing the aol screen name __Celesta666__, an admitted troll on alt.adoption? I admit, I find this a bit hard to believe that this is an accident. Quite frankly I think this is probably either Karen or Steve. But it was Eliza that told me she knows, is convinced somehow that this is someone else and that this was quite by accident and unintentional, has nothing to do with me. Now don’t you find that ironic? Trusting Eliza’s word on this, as she has mentioned before in the past that she believes I also speak in all honesty inspite of the many doubts of others. Perhaps, Eliza is telling me the truth. And as I have said, I don’t believe in coincidences. I believe God uses symbolic gestures such as this as a sign or message, to make a point. This coincidence, or accident only confirms to me then that the Lord is trying to send all of us a message that my pointing out to you who the Anti-Christ might be is for real. Celeste
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if Prince Charles phoned you and invited you to dine with him, would you accept and think that was a pretty big deal? I bet you the entire estate, you’d be flattering and cooing all over him.
Would I accept? Really, I’d have only one reason to accept, that would be to ask him to return the northern counties to Ireland so Ireland could be "A Nation Once Again." Other than the chance to ask him that,it would depend on who else was going to be there. I’d love to meet Di and, Fergie of course because she’s a redhead like me and seems like someone who’d be fun to meet, and the Queen Mother (Queen Elizabeth’s mother), she seems a true treasure of the Crown. But if it was just Charles or he and his equally unattractive partner Mrs. Bowles or whatever her name is, no, I’d decline. You’d lose your bet Celeste, I don’t flatter and coo over anyone, it’s hardly my style. Furthermore, bonnie Prince Charles would have a hard time phoning me, between teenagers and a frequently used modem he’d never get through. But darn, I’d love to see Saturday Night Live do this whole end times epic if only Gilda Radner and the old grew were still around to do it. Elizabeth
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… I mean think about it, if Prince Charles phoned you and invited you to dine with him, would you accept and think that was a pretty big deal? I bet you the entire estate, you’d be flattering and cooing all over him. Celeste
Too bad you didn’t make that bet with me. Not that I’d know what to do with your double-wide and tupperware, of course. I was an exchange student at Cambridge ten years ago (but I’m still not as smart as Tim Sheridan), and Chuck of Wales came to visit and lunch with the foreign contigent at Newnham and the other colleges, to whose numbers I belonged. I went climbing in Switzerland instead. Of course, since I’m a witch you already think I’m in league with S A T A N, so I suppose this story won’t impress you any, Celeste. L-B
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Celeste has really gone over the edge. I really wish she could see how utterly bizzare she sounds. Too bad we can’t tape record this and play it back to her.
What is truly sad Jeanne is that you and so many others have come so far away from the Christian faith and Biblical Truth that you believe it sounds "bizzare". Maybe that would shake her out of her delusions. You know, I do believe that someone at her church is feeding her delusions of grandre.
The Assemblies of God and Foresquare Gospel Churches are among the churches that have not departed from TRUE Biblical teachings. There is other Christians that believe they too are modern day missionaries, prophets and disciples for Christ. My beliefs are based on the signs of the times, based on or in the Bible. I know that when the fundemantalist bigots got a hold of my mother it tooks her children several years of patience and frustrating discussions with her to finally to get her (my mother) to see how far afield she had gone from her core beliefs. (And yes someone at my mother’s church was feeding my mother’s delusions of impending rapture)
Oh this is just great, your mother had a chance at salvation and you, her own child, talked her out of it. We must always becareful how we try to force others to believe as we do. Is Lisa the pagan witch delusional do you think? Or is it acceptable to you to practice witch craft, yet unacceptable to believe in the rapture that Jesus said would occur at the end time in the NT? Do you even believe in Jesus, or the God Jeanne? Are you saying that you are an Athiest? Whether we at the end times or not, I just know that the God I know Harry
"Prince Charles of Wales" adds up to "666" in Biblical numerology. Proof of this is at http://dccsa.com/greatjoy/index.html Celeste
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The fact that you think you’re a prophet and are receiving special instructions from God does worry me.
I never said my instructions are "special". There are thousands upon thousands of the Lord’s prophets, disciples and Born-Again Christians acting upon faith on the same or similar intructions, and they are IN the Bible. Christians call this "The Great Commission" Luke 42:44-48 "And he said unto them, These [are] the words which I spake unto you, while I was yet with you, that all things must be fulfilled, which were written in the law of Moses, and [in] the prophets, and [in] the psalms, concerning me. Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures, And said unto them, Thus it is written, and thus it behoved Christ to suffer, and to rise from the dead the third day: And that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in his name among all nations, beginning at Jerusalem.And ye are witnesses of these things." Get yourself some help NOW before I feel compelled to forward all this crap you’ve been posting to DCFS and every Piliponis I can find in the Moline phonebook.
Don’t you believe that EVERYONE should have the right to express political and religious viewpoints on a discussion group without being threatened with this kind of retaliation? There are Christians all over the internet claiming the same things, are you going to call them all mentally ill, and threaten all of them or is it just me, because I am bothering you with this? In the state where I live we have laws against making vindictive allegations to DCFS out of political or religious retaliation, which I will have no trouble proving what your motives are. I’ll just tell them you yourself claim to be a witch and practice pagan witch craft, that will give them some idea how credible your "false witness against your neighbor" is. Celeste
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Celesta666 is neither Karen or Steve. He is an adoptive father. And while I do not personally know him, as in meeting him as Elisa did, he lives not very far from a town I once lived in and we do know some people in common. Absolutly he is not Steve or Karen. Elizabeth
Well there you go. Don’t you think this is a very odd coincidence that this man, and adoptive father, who knew notta about me, chose my name and "666" just by chance or accident to post anonomously and as an admitted "troll" to alt.adoption? Or do you know whether or not he chose to use my name in this manner deliberately? I was told by Elisa that he plays a musical instrument called a celesta and that he did this unintentionlly and quite by accident. I don’t believe in coincidences. I believe this is the Lord telling people they ought to be paying better attention. Celeste
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Charles is a direct decendent of King David, and he is in line for the British throne! Having great wealth, charisma bonnie old Charlie has charisma. Celeste, Prince Charles has about much charisma as a mud turtle. Elizabeth
I vote him father of the anti CHrist! Perhaps Celste is a little of base and Prince Harry is Jeanne
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – You are demonstrating intolerance of my religious beliefs and suggesting that I be committed and my children taken away from me because of my beliefs which you find strange, or different, too diverse from your own. You are a bigot just a much as I am! No one cares what your religious beliefs are. What concerns me (and yes, I’m a witch too) isn’t that you’re a Christian, but that someday the "God" who’s giving you these "revelations" will "reveal" to you that you’re supposed to drive into the Mississippi with your kids in tow. God would NEVER tell anyone to kill themselves, or allow them to go through with it for His sake! This is Satan that would do this. I know the difference between God and Satan. ‘Harmless predictions’ is where it starts Celeste. And you’re admitting you’re a bigot? Lot’s of people make predictions. Should anyone who makes predictions have their children apprehended? Or is it only when they say their predictions come from God? Jean Dixon makes harmless predictions, had anyone ever worried that she would drive her children into a river? Is it because she is an astrologer that makes her easier for you to trust her with her children? You are demonstrating your intolerance and bigotry Lisa, you are stereotyping based on the behavior of others. Yes, I admit that I am a bigot, I also say YOU are a bigot! We are ALL bigots, as we too are ALL racists and sinners. God is a bigot. Anyone who thinks they are not a bigot have a false sense that they are some how better than everyone else, or others, even better than God. Because I assure you God and even Jesus demonstrated intolerance for beliefs and certain actions taken by others. For the Lord said…."Jacob have I loved, Esau have I hated". (Malachi 1:2-3, Rom. 9:13) Then you may ask the same question as in Romans 9:14.. " 14
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