Christianity QA

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I know spelling is not your forte’… and that is OK. You certainly have no trouble communicating, eh? Certain biologists make you look like absolute perfection. <g I may be in for a heap o’shit for that comment, but hey….. crop dusting is almost as dangerous. BTW–

Listen you old crumball.  I’m sticking up for my FULL professor buddy Gonzo.  Shit, them there bugologists are lucky if thay pass Inglish 101B let alone be able to spell.  The dude knows his buisiness anyhow. I know he does because I’m the single most intellignet man alive now and I’m going to prove it to you all.  I may even play the piano backward.   Hey!  Got anymore Muzzle loader??? or do I have to wait for Chucky Cheese Slusa$%*^&#k for my next hit? Bill

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Farwell old buddy.  Until we meet again in the East as the Sun rises on a new era of flight for us…that of being angles!

Angles? Don’t know about John, but you’re already pretty damned obtuse. |Rich Ahrens           | Homepage: http://www.visi.com/~rma/           | |"In a world full of people only some want to fly – isn’t that crazy?" |

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Angles? Don’t know about John, but you’re already pretty damned obtuse. |Rich Ahrens           | Homepage: http://www.visi.com/~rma/           | |"In a world full of people only some want to fly – isn’t that crazy?" |

Thank you Rich.  That brought a tear to an old man’s eye. BWB

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -I know spelling is not your forte’… and that is OK. You certainly have no trouble communicating, eh? Certain biologists make you look like absolute perfection. <g I may be in for a heap o’shit for that comment, but hey….. crop dusting is almost as dangerous. BTW– Listen you old crumball.  I’m sticking up for my FULL professor buddy Gonzo.  Shit, them there bugologists are lucky if thay pass Inglish 101B let alone be able to spell.  The dude knows his buisiness anyhow. I know he does because I’m the single most intellignet man alive now and I’m going to prove it to you all.  I may even play the piano backward.   Hey!  Got anymore Muzzle loader??? or do I have to wait for Chucky Cheese Slusa$%*^&#k for my next hit? Bill

Playing a piano backwards ain’t no big deal. Hell, I usually THINK bassackwards. If you want to do something really tough, You should try flying backwards like them canard doods….. (Talk about a heap o’ shit comin’ now.) Sorry. No got any more ML. Chucky Cheese Slusarczyk has me over a barrel…. an empty one. Looks like I may have to ask you for some rat poison and thorazine to tide me over until the Pville 2000 ML batch is ready.   Chucky didn’t come thru in ‘99. Muzzle Loader, it was always about Muzzle Loader. BOb U.

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Either things are getting real slow and boring in Las Vegas  these days or else the institution finally wised up and locked the gate to the outside world. Just think what great things the world might see if this mind could be focused on something useful, like cold water fusion. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get a pig to roast for his next holiday meal. Ben Jeffrey

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I’m sorry to report that the story of John’s flight down here last week continues.  I begged him not to shape-shift into that duck!!!  I didn’t want to spring this on anyone until I had family permission but we did find some remains of John in the desert just north of here. This webpage is the documentation of that find, the investigation and the memorial services for poor John.  If you didn’t follow the first part of this then you have to go to: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot and punch the first hot link titled: "Poor Johnny Ammeter" If you’ve already wasted your time there then you may go direct to the next hot link: "Last Rights for John Ammeter" or if you are lazy like I am then just click right into news pages at: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot/Amp.html Poor John.  I’m going to miss his spontaneous visits, his 150 Decibel snoring.  His farting all day long on hunting trips and his daily intoxicated humor after 1.75 liters of Scoresby Scotch! Farwell old buddy.  Until we meet again in the East as the Sun rises on a new era of flight for us…that of being angles! My God Bless! Badwater

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Let’s just hope he doesn’t get a pig to roast for his next holiday meal. Ben Jeffrey

Ahhhh!  You just gave me an idea! BWB

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Thank you Rich.  That brought a tear to an old man’s eye.

How could you tell? Wouldn’t it evaporate even as it formed out in that hellish environment in which you live? |Rich Ahrens           | Homepage: http://www.visi.com/~rma/           | |"In a world full of people only some want to fly – isn’t that crazy?" |

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Either things are getting real slow and boring in Las Vegas  these days or else the institution finally wised up and locked the gate to the outside world. Just think what great things the world might see if this mind could be focused on something useful, like cold water fusion. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get a pig to roast for his next holiday meal.

They’re warming up the banjos already. |Rich Ahrens           | Homepage: http://www.visi.com/~rma/           | |"In a world full of people only some want to fly – isn’t that crazy?" |

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God damn it Bill… stop picking on John… pick on xlax for change… you bastard… I’m jealous… Larry RV8 weak wing theory at http://rvators.com/rv8wing.htm

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Rich you’re choosing the wrong pronounciation of ‘tear’ – BWB doesn’t mean "teer" as in "slightly salty water ran down my face"; he means "tare" as in "these salt crystals rip the shit out of the corners of my eyes"

Good point. The scary thing is to consider what salts those might be in Bill’s case… |Rich Ahrens           | Homepage: http://www.visi.com/~rma/           | |"In a world full of people only some want to fly – isn’t that crazy?" |

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Thank you Rich.  That brought a tear to an old man’s eye. How could you tell? Wouldn’t it evaporate even as it formed out in that hellish environment in which you live?

Rich you’re choosing the wrong pronounciation of ‘tear’ – BWB doesn’t mean "teer" as in "slightly salty water ran down my face"; he means "tare" as in "these salt crystals rip the shit out of the corners of my eyes" Chris

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Thank you Rich.  That brought a tear to an old man’s eye. BWB

old man? where?

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God damn it Bill… stop picking on John… pick on xlax for change… you bastard… I’m jealous…

Well for Christ sake then fuck you!  Shit, piss, screw and titts.   There!  Is that enough naughty words in public to get me bashed? BWB

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – God damn it Bill… stop picking on John… pick on xlax for change… you bastard… I’m jealous… Well for Christ sake then fuck you!  Shit, piss, screw and titts. There!  Is that enough naughty words in public to get me bashed? BWB

Really, Bill.  I’m ashamed of you.  You didn’t even give it your best half assed effort.  You can do much better than that. Richard B. — http://homestead.deja.com/user.rabue/index.html N33913 Before you buy.

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Ben The truth is now out – below is a video clip sent to me by an authority on the occult He has confirmed it is authentic. It is a high quality *.avi clip & is 1 megabyte big – will take a couple of mins to download. Once downloaded, click the picture that appears, to start the video sequence. A warning to anyway to keep clear of Las Vegas during a fullmoon. http://www.internetage.com/demo/fullmoon.avi Doug (Duk) Marker – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Either things are getting real slow and boring in Las Vegas  these days or else the institution finally wised up and locked the gate to the outside world. Just think what great things the world might see if this mind could be focused on something useful, like cold water fusion. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get a pig to roast for his next holiday meal. Ben Jeffrey I’m sorry to report that the story of John’s flight down here last week continues.  I begged him not to shape-shift into that duck!!!  I didn’t want to spring this on anyone until I had family permission but we did find some remains of John in the desert just north of here. This webpage is the documentation of that find, the investigation and the memorial services for poor John.  If you didn’t follow the first part of this then you have to go to: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot and punch the first hot link titled: "Poor Johnny Ammeter" If you’ve already wasted your time there then you may go direct to the next hot link: "Last Rights for John Ammeter" or if you are lazy like I am then just click right into news pages at: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot/Amp.html Poor John.  I’m going to miss his spontaneous visits, his 150 Decibel snoring.  His farting all day long on hunting trips and his daily intoxicated humor after 1.75 liters of Scoresby Scotch! Farwell old buddy.  Until we meet again in the East as the Sun rises on a new era of flight for us…that of being angles! My God Bless! Badwater

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Thank you Rich.  That brought a tear to an old man’s eye. BWB old man? where?

Right here, Sweetie. Bashful BOb U.

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Now that explains everything.  I’m lucky to still be alive.  You sir, should be nominated for a Nobel Prize for your discovery. – John (Full Moon of a different type) Ousterhout – The truth is now out – below is a video clip sent to me by an authority on the occult He has confirmed it is authentic. It is a high quality *.avi clip & is 1 megabyte big – will take a couple of mins to download. Once downloaded, click the picture that appears, to start the video sequence. A warning to anyway to keep clear of Las Vegas during a fullmoon. http://www.internetage.com/demo/fullmoon.avi Doug (Duk) Marker

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – God damn it Bill… stop picking on John… pick on xlax for change… you bastard… I’m jealous… Well for Christ sake then fuck you!  Shit, piss, screw and titts. There!  Is that enough naughty words in public to get me bashed? BWB Really, Bill.  I’m ashamed of you.  You didn’t even give it your best half assed effort.  You can do much better than that. Richard B. Hell, Richard, he’s getting so damn old now; that was his best effort. john

No kidding, John?  He’s falling apart that fast?  Jeez, and I’m only eight years his senior. Richard B.

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Ducks indeed! That does it, Sweetie (The shrink) and I are on the way to Vegas to inject Badwater Bill with some serious psychotherapy. See you in Feb.(Besides its getting too cold to work on the plane anyway) Dave "snow on the roof but fire in the furnace" T – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Farwell old buddy.  Until we meet again in the East as the Sun rises on a new era of flight for us…that of being angles! My God Bless! Badwater

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I thought it looked kind of funny uncka Bob.  I also meant angeles at the end too, not angles.  But they both passed the spell checker so what the hell.  These folks got my drift.  I really can’t see the difference.  Too much radiation. BWB

I know spelling is not your forte’… and that is OK. You certainly have no trouble communicating, eh? Certain biologists make you look like absolute perfection. <g I may be in for a heap o’shit for that comment, but hey….. crop dusting is almost as dangerous. BTW– Los….. Angeles? Unka’ BOb – City of Angels – U.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I’m sorry to report that the story of John’s flight down here last week continues.  I begged him not to shape-shift into that duck!!! I didn’t want to spring this on anyone until I had family permission but we did find some remains of John in the desert just north of here. This webpage is the documentation of that find, the investigation and the memorial services for poor John.  If you didn’t follow the first part of this then you have to go to: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot and punch the first hot link titled: "Poor Johnny Ammeter" If you’ve already wasted your time there then you may go direct to the next hot link: "Last Rights for John Ammeter" or if you are lazy like I am then just click right into news pages at: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot/Amp.html Poor John.  I’m going to miss his spontaneous visits, his 150 Decibel snoring.  His farting all day long on hunting trips and his daily intoxicated humor after 1.75 liters of Scoresby Scotch! Farwell old buddy.  Until we meet again in the East as the Sun rises on a new era of flight for us…that of being angles! My God Bless! Badwater

Phillips, You owe me not only a new keyboard but also about half a glass of reasonably good scotch.  Sue wanted to know if I was ok; I was choking and sputtering so damn much and making these gasping sounds. You, Sir, are one sick man.  All those years of working with radioactive materials has warped your mind. Now, I’m glad you aren’t buying the property next to me, yes, I’m GLAD.  You won’t get to enjoy the little pond I found today on the property or the quiet glen in the canyon. BWAHHHAAAAHHHBWAAAHHHAAA I got mine and you can go suck rotten eggs. jon ampmeter

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Geez, Nephew Billy… I hate to rain Holy Water on your parade, but let’s get the farewell rites, right. Pastor Pinkarse may see this not to mention Miss Geeter. So…. rite   1. The prescribed or customary form for conducting a religious or other solemn ceremony: the rite of baptism. 2. A ceremonial act or series of acts: fertility rites. 3. Rite The liturgy or practice of a branch of the Christian church. You know about fertility rites, dontcha? Unka’ BOb U.

I thought it looked kind of funny uncka Bob.  I also meant angeles at the end too, not angles.  But they both passed the spell checker so what the hell.  These folks got my drift.  I really can’t see the difference.  Too much radiation. BWB

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http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot/Amp.html

Ok, Bill, you win….hands down. There hasn’t been another physicist with a sense of humor like yours since Richard Feynman checked out. No other physicist I know can match your ….what the hell is it anyway? Maybe the NSF would give a grant to do an MRI study of your brain. We could try to resolve the difference between a genius  and a madman. Of course, we could end up showing that there is no difference. We could go cheap on the study. What do you think? Could be do it for less than $2.6M USD? Eric

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -I’m sorry to report that the story of John’s flight down here last week continues.  I begged him not to shape-shift into that duck!!! I didn’t want to spring this on anyone until I had family permission but we did find some remains of John in the desert just north of here. This webpage is the documentation of that find, the investigation and the memorial services for poor John.  If you didn’t follow the first part of this then you have to go to: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot and punch the first hot link titled: "Poor Johnny Ammeter" If you’ve already wasted your time there then you may go direct to the next hot link: "Last Rights for John Ammeter" or if you are lazy like I am then just click right into news pages at: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot/Amp.html Poor John.  I’m going to miss his spontaneous visits, his 150 Decibel snoring.  His farting all day long on hunting trips and his daily intoxicated humor after 1.75 liters of Scoresby Scotch! Farwell old buddy.  Until we meet again in the East as the Sun rises on a new era of flight for us…that of being angles! My God Bless! Badwater

Geez, Nephew Billy… I hate to rain Holy Water on your parade, but let’s get the farewell rites, right. Pastor Pinkarse may see this not to mention Miss Geeter. So…. rite   1. The prescribed or customary form for conducting a religious or other solemn ceremony: the rite of baptism. 2. A ceremonial act or series of acts: fertility rites. 3. Rite The liturgy or practice of a branch of the Christian church. You know about fertility rites, dontcha? Unka’ BOb U.

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I’m sorry to report that the story of John’s flight down here last week continues.  I begged him not to shape-shift into that duck!!!  I didn’t want to spring this on anyone until I had family permission but we did find some remains of John in the desert just north of here. This webpage is the documentation of that find, the investigation and the memorial services for poor John.  If you didn’t follow the first part of this then you have to go to: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot and punch the first hot link titled: "Poor Johnny Ammeter" If you’ve already wasted your time there then you may go direct to the next hot link: "Last Rights for John Ammeter" or if you are lazy like I am then just click right into news pages at: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rvpilot/Amp.html Poor John.  I’m going to miss his spontaneous visits, his 150 Decibel snoring.  His farting all day long on hunting trips and his daily intoxicated humor after 1.75 liters of Scoresby Scotch! Farwell old buddy.  Until we meet again in the East as the Sun rises on a new era of flight for us…that of being angles! My God Bless! Badwater

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