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Yea, right! What ammo? Heck, you are probably still trying to figure out what happened to your brain! I hope you find it sometime, in the near future! <BG Oh, and about crashing my pool party? I saw an ad in a magazine the other day. It was a pic of a butler, (dressed in suitable attire)standing next to a gorgeous blonde who was floating on her raft, and *he* was serving her champagne hehe. Somehow….It made me think of you <VVBG That’s the only way you will ever get Steffi

Rabio (AKA "No Brains") writes" ROFLMAO Char! OK, so you got me this time. I have been saving up my ammo for a time like this, better watch out<BG Ray Rabio’s religious awakening Bumper Sticker                           Rabio talks to his Sunday School class

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I know where my brain is blondie, it’s down in… oh, never mind. I will bring the champagne (the stuff that’s under a buck), you supply your own raft. BTW, what is suitable attire, a thong? I saw an add the other day, this blonde was mowing the grass, working up a sweat, while the guy was relaxing in a hammock, drinking a beer. What do you think that means???<VBEG Ray – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Yea, right! What ammo? Heck, you are probably still trying to figure out what happened to your brain! I hope you find it sometime, in the near future! <BG Oh, and about crashing my pool party? I saw an ad in a magazine the other day. It was a pic of a butler, (dressed in suitable attire)standing next to a gorgeous blonde who was floating on her raft, and *he* was serving her champagne hehe. Somehow….It made me think of you <VVBG That’s the only way you will ever get Steffi Rabio (AKA "No Brains") writes" ROFLMAO Char! OK, so you got me this time. I have been saving up my ammo for a time like this, better watch out<BG Ray Rabio’s religious awakening Bumper Sticker                           Rabio talks to his Sunday School class *snip*

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Dear No Brains: Yea…Typical male species…Brain (if indeed he has one) resides below the belt…<BG Oh Puhleaseeeeeee! No Mad Dog 40/40 here! No way! A nice case of Dom Perignom, or Tattinger’s will be fine.. I have plenty of rafts, but common houseboys have to BYOR. You saw an add? HeHe…See! You cannot even spell it correctly! I think tho, to give you the benefit of the doubt, that it probably means..You are daydreaming, once again! Good Heavens!!! P.S. Suitable attire for butlers, or common houseboys is as follows: Black Tuxedo, white linen napkin draped over the arm, big grin on face LOL! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know where my brain is blondie, it’s down in… oh, never mind. I will bring the champagne (the stuff that’s under a buck), you supply your own raft. BTW, what is suitable attire, a thong? I saw an add the other day, this blonde was mowing the grass, working up a sweat, while the guy was relaxing in a hammock, drinking a beer. What do you think that means???<VBEG Ray Yea, right! What ammo? Heck, you are probably still trying to figure out what happened to your brain! I hope you find it sometime, in the near future! <BG Oh, and about crashing my pool party? I saw an ad in a magazine the other day. It was a pic of a butler, (dressed in suitable ttire)standing next to a gorgeous blonde who was floating on her raft, and *he* was serving her champagne hehe. Somehow….It made me think of you <VVBG That’s the only way you will ever get Steffi Rabio (AKA "No Brains") writes" ROFLMAO Char! OK, so you got me this time. I have been saving up my ammo for a time like this, better watch out<BG Ray

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ROFLMAO Char! OK, so you got me this time. I have been saving up my ammo for a time like this, better watch out<BG Ray – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Rabio’s religious awakening Bumper Sticker                           Rabio talks to his Sunday School class wonderful religious experience he had last week:  The other day I went up to the local Christian book store where I saw a  "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.  I was feeling particularly sassy  that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance at the  church.  I then bought the bumper sticker and put it on the back bumper of  my car.  I’m really glad that I did.  What followed was a truly uplifting  experience.  I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought  about the Lord, and I did not notice that the light had changed. It’s a  good thing someone else loves Jesus or I may have never noticed that the  light had changed.  I found that lots of people love Jesus.  Why the guy  behind me started to honk like crazy and then he leaned out his window  and screamed "For the love of God, Go!..Go! Jesus Christ! Go! Everyone was  honking.  I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving  people and I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.  There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear him  yelling something about a sunny beach.  I saw another guy waving a funny way  with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.  When I asked my teenager  son in the back seat what this meant, he said that it was nothing, probably  a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.  Well, I have never met a person  from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign  back.  My son burst into laughter.  Why even he was enjoying the love of  this religious experience.  A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they  got out of their car and were walking towards me.  I bet they wanted to pray  or ask what church I attended, but that is when I noticed that the light had  changed.  I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters and drove  through the intersection.  I was the only car that got across the intersection before the light changed  again.  I felt kind of bad that I had to leave them and all that love we had  shared.  So, I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all  the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away. ~~Char*) "You’re just jealous because the little voices talk to ME!"

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LMFAO!!!! You Go Girl!!!!! Chock up another one for us Girlz!!! Steph:-) ( I did enjoy that so!)

Char Writes: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Rabio’s religious awakening Bumper Sticker                           Rabio talks to his Sunday School class wonderful religious experience he had last week:  The other day I went up to the local Christian book store where I saw a  "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.  I was feeling particularly sassy  that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance at the  church.  I then bought the bumper sticker and put it on the back bumper of  my car.  I’m really glad that I did.  What followed was a truly uplifting  experience.  I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought  about the Lord, and I did not notice that the light had changed. It’s a  good thing someone else loves Jesus or I may have never noticed that the  light had changed.  I found that lots of people love Jesus.  Why the guy  behind me started to honk like crazy and then he leaned out his window  and screamed "For the love of God, Go!..Go! Jesus Christ! Go! Everyone was  honking.  I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving  people and I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.  There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear him  yelling something about a sunny beach.  I saw another guy waving a funny way  with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.  When I asked my teenager  son in the back seat what this meant, he said that it was nothing, probably  a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.  Well, I have never met a person  from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign  back.  My son burst into laughter.  Why even he was enjoying the love of  this religious experience.  A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they  got out of their car and were walking towards me.  I bet they wanted to pray  or ask what church I attended, but that is when I noticed that the light had  changed.  I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters and drove  through the intersection.  I was the only car that got across the intersection before the light changed  again.  I felt kind of bad that I had to leave them and all that love we had  shared.  So, I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all  the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away. ~~Char*) "You’re just jealous because the little voices talk to ME!"

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Rabio’s religious awakening Bumper Sticker                           Rabio talks to his Sunday School class

 wonderful religious experience he had last week: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –  The other day I went up to the local Christian book store where I saw a  "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.  I was feeling particularly sassy  that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance at the  church.  I then bought the bumper sticker and put it on the back bumper of  my car.  I’m really glad that I did.  What followed was a truly uplifting  experience.  I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought  about the Lord, and I did not notice that the light had changed. It’s a  good thing someone else loves Jesus or I may have never noticed that the  light had changed.  I found that lots of people love Jesus.  Why the guy  behind me started to honk like crazy and then he leaned out his window  and screamed "For the love of God, Go!..Go! Jesus Christ! Go! Everyone was  honking.  I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving  people and I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.  There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear him  yelling something about a sunny beach.  I saw another guy waving a

funny way  with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.  When I asked my teenager  son in the back seat what this meant, he said that it was nothing, probably  a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.  Well, I have never met a person  from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign  back.  My son burst into laughter.  Why even he was enjoying the love of  this religious experience.  A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they  got out of their car and were walking towards me.  I bet they wanted

to pray  or ask what church I attended, but that is when I noticed that the

light had  changed.  I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters and drove  through the intersection.  I was the only car that got across the intersection before the light changed  again.  I felt kind of bad that I had to leave them and all that love

we had  shared.  So, I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all  the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away.

~~Char*) "You’re just jealous because the little voices talk to ME!"

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